Me: Hey guys, I don't know if you thought about this, but what if you #TGIC instead of #TGIF today? Get it? Because #Christmas starts with...oh nevermind.
@realDonaldTrump: I WANT TO BE #HITLER #WAAHHH
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Do you mean the people who overwhelmingly elected @JoeBiden to be the next President, or do you mean "the people" as in...you know...
TX's presidential electors voted 34-4 to "condemn" the Supreme Court rejecting TX's election lawsuit against PA, WI, GA & MI & called for the state legislatures of those states to "convene and appoint their electors in accordance with the true constitutional vote of the people.."
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Can we at least change the ratio of likes/prayers to something other than 1:1 so these dumbfucks will be forced to learn a little #math?
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If @FloydMayweather wins, white people are still the master race, right white people that think that despite all evidence to the contrary?
Breaker Breaker One Nine. Just got off on 69 south, guess it's time to get back on the road. #TruckerTweets
Dear autocorrect,
If you could stop capitalizing "trump" that would be great. I talk about euchre a lot.
Thanks!
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Good news is if @realDonaldTrump wins, just say you like him! His fans aren't good at judging based on everything you've ever done and said.
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About to watch @BarackObama speak at the #DNCinPHL while eating #BBQ chicken. @alaricsawyer is with me, and I got the food & beer. #Progress