Can't help but think that Ross Kemp hosted quizzer "Bridge of Lies" could have been improved simply by calling it "Bridge of Bullshit". I'd have watched it just to hear him says "Is it a truth, or is it bullshit?" 100 times a day.

Don't really look at the singles charts these days but Fontaines DC having 3 tracks in the top 20 is absolutely mental.

Just saw the new Ghosts movie at the cinema and nobody got sucked off. #BBCGhosts

Why am I not surprised.

Last night I dreamt I appeared on Super Countdown where you got 18 letters instead of 9 arranged in two 3x3 grids. I got a 15 letter word but then @susie_dent stole my thunder by reading it out after she read it on my notepad. Can you spot the word I got (or beat it)?

Absolutely superb @Starsailorband

Third gig of the week after @blossomsband and @slowreadersclub - Front row seats for @Starsailorband with @joeduddell string ensemble at @BridgewaterHall, Manchester. What an evening this promises to be.

I knew it was coming with the current crazy prices, but for the first time when I went to fill my car I couldn’t fill it up fully because it stopped when it got near the £99 limit for the card payment.

Brilliant night watching @BlossomsBand (yet again) at @O2AcademyLpool despite the idiot security guard on the balcony who told Clare she wasn’t allowed to film a song when you could literally see 100 people on the floor below filming.

Go back to queuing round the block and buying the tickets at the venue. Seems to be the only way until someone comes up with a better solution.

The retail price of computer RAM and storage is absolutely bonkers at the moment. Just bought a SSD for my laptop which would have been less than half the price 12 months ago. AI Data Centres buying up almost all the production capacity in the world.

He got it stuck in his throat and was caught when the police tried to ring his neck.

So according to Donald Trump those “terrorists who weren’t terrorists but were stealing diesel and have now been bailed” had been under surveillance for a long time. Already knew he was full of shit but nice to see him with egg on his face.

Buying a @GoPro for our recent trip to Egypt was the best decision I ever made.

Shame that the Game4Hope charity football match at Goodison Park looks to be so poorly attended, but I live less than a mile from there and didn't even know about it until I saw it on TV so I feel it could have been promoted more effectively.

Somehow I don’t think @StevieWonder subscribes to the same affortdable ticketing model that @PaulHeatonSolo does.

Opening chapter of the sequel to Cujo

Boom!