Your Intentionally Distant Friend

Joined September 2009
AnonymousCharles retweeted
Because women are STUPID and when you tell them they are STUPID they stand up and cheer for stupidity. #DumbAnimals #FemRetard They always knock the dicks off the dumb ones! #MaleRule #ForceDoctrine
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AnonymousCharles retweeted
She really said whatever came to her head and hit every time!
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AnonymousCharles retweeted
What a game what was the single best moment of this match for you.😍😍
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The Trump Years: When the government cut funding to the FAA and plans started falling out of the sky, cut funding to the CDC and America got long-lasting explosive diarrhea, cut funding to your granny's food stamps while spray-paintung everything in the White House gold. Fuckers.
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AnonymousCharles retweeted
I used AI to remake Seinfeld, with peptides.
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MFW when I realize Republicans making "Take Back Pride Month" for the entire month of June is totally just them participating in Pride Month.
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In honor of Disclosure Day, here's JIMINY GLICK asking SPIELBERG when he's finally gonna make the big one. 😂😂😂
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AnonymousCharles retweeted
Brilliant ! Period
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Hey @sagaftra your "stand with Jimmy Kimmel" is nothing more than "thoughts and prayers" -- you either sit out the fascists or you are complicit. No actors for Disney, ABC, and throw in CBS, until "indefinitely" and politically motivated cancelations are walked back.
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decided to split a payment for a $60 Amazon purchase over 4 months to see what would happen and my credit score went up THIRTY NINE POINTS because of it
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Hey @MopEnthusiast You want to protect children from LGBTQ+ people but less than 24 hours earlier, your "shit was throbbing" over a middle schooler? I want you to explain this.
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Why do Republicans always turn into a bad Skeletor impression when they disagree with something? 1/4
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Wives: Kid didn't change the lint trap on the dryer. Republicans: We must let slip the dogs of war! 3/4
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Co-Workers: I think Barb stole my leftovers out of the fridge in the break room! Republicans: No Mercy! Retribution! At dusk, we burn her goddamn cubicle the fucking ground! 4/4
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If masks don't limit the spread, then why do surgeons wear them during surgery? Why do the Japanese wear them when sick with anything at all? Masks prevent the spread of EVERYTHING related to your nose, throat, and lungs. It's just fucking stupid to think otherwise.
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