Entertainment Marketer. Southerner in LA. Highly caffeinated. I love whales and sequins. I had cancer, now I have cancer jokes. she/her
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Anne Hogan retweeted
It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
Not on Twitter for ages. Tweets Hulu support for help. Immediately get a bunch of weird-ass spam. FFS I just want to log into Hulu.
I will never get over how annoying and dumb it is that @KwiksetCorp doesn’t make a knob that matches the Halo fingerprint deadbolt, but the @Schlage_Locks Georgian Camelot knob works! Now I need to work up the energy to paint the door. Maybe once it’s cooler outside…
I never want a cold sales call, but I especially never want 3 in a row after I’ve declined the call BECAUSE I WAS ON AN ACTUAL WORK CALL. What part of being sent straight to voicemail made @infotechRG think I wanted them to keep calling?
A fun game I play with @Xfinity is they send me a spam text, and I unsubscribe, and we both pretend it means anything.
Okay, 10pm pushed me to try Twitter for a solution. Does anyone know the trick to stopping automated calls from @cvspharmacy? I can’t find a setting or preference in my account to make them stop.
This tweet and the replies are so interesting. I can relate to so much of this.
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Watching LA election results from the east coast isn’t as much fun as watching them from LA. I’m too old to stay up late enough to get them live so I have to see them when I wake up.
I just asked my friend if I could borrow her “soapy vacuum” because I couldn’t remember what you call the kind that shampoo carpets. I still can’t think of what they’re called, so from now on I’m going with soapy vacuum.
Drag queens: bright colors, positive messaging, show tunes
Texas: BAN!! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!
Guns: actually kill children
Texas: “It could have been worse,” the NRA says everything is fine, something about doors and mental illness, thoughts and prayers
This is beyond infuriating. And there are a whole mess of white people telling on themselves in the replies. “Wah wah wah why did you have to specify it was a white guy.” Cry me a river, assholes.
Anne Hogan retweeted
It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde
I’ve been waiting at the @GetSpectrum store for AN HOUR to drop off equipment. Because they have one line, and everyone ahead of me seems to have very complicated issues that are taking 12 years to solve. I have to hand them two things and walk out. They need a separate line.
I spent 15 minutes listening to a man argue that he doesn’t want to be billed for his cable, but still wants cable. My dude, that is not how this works. Get out of here with your nonsense and stop wasting everyone’s time.
This is for sure on of the early levels of hell.
