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Anne Shebib

@AnneShebib

Your local Lebanezer Scrooge. 🇱🇧 All my opinions are your future opinions.

Joined November 2010
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ENTERING CRACKER BARREL FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER A HARD DAY: “OH- I DON’T NEED A MENU; I’LL HAVE THE CRACKERS. AND LEAVE THE BARREL.”
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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes unfunny people send me a bunch of Instagram videos that I already know aren’t funny and I just heart them and carry on. Don’t give me homework.
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I have nightmares about Christian male youth leaders bringing out a guitar at a campfire and making me an audience that I didn’t want to be a part of
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My brother was doing electrical work at Highland Heights Public School and took a photo that features a couple beauts.
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@crushkillcrush @AndrewStoeten
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I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember a single thing from 2011
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I feel the need to tell all 43 of you that as a 6-year-old, I got whiplash from the Ghoster Coaster at Canada’s Wonderland so so so bad that to this day, any time anyone in my family hurts their neck, they refer to it as being “Ghoster Coastered”
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My entitlement is so bad that I truly believe in my heart that I’m way too fun to have to work for a living and I think people should just give me money
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I am 100% pmsing and having an existential crisis when my tweets are like this
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There’s a little toddler with cancer that’s built like George Costanza and he walks around our hospital unit like an Italian man with his hands behind his back as if he’s rolling issues over in his tiny little mind and I want to kiss his cheeks until he screams. Normal?
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They should give a filet-o-fish a full slice of cheese. THEY SHOULD GIVE A FILET-O-FISH A FULL SLICE OF CHEESE
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My lovah and I go to Sandy’s at Aylmer and Hunter WASTED and have the time of our life about twice a week. Ever had original bits and bites with a Kit Kat or a Cadbury Flake bar??? Winning combo
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You think Katy Perry was using her F*ck Trudeau flag as a manifestation
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When Stoeten is coughing on something, ive asked him to tell me he’s okay by doing the choking sign with his hands so he doesn’t have to say something while coughing. It puts us both at ease. For example, right now he’s taking a nap on the kitchen floor
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“I’m not like other moms. I DRINK and SWEAR.” - 100% of moms from Peterborough
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I think about Richie Rich having a McDonald’s IN HIS HOUSE at least once a day. At LEAST.
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Texted my brother about it a week ago and didn’t have to explain a thing
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Jeepers creepers do not forget to take your cymbalta. I had dreams so vivid and detailed that I could write a screenplay. I was envisioning escape scenes in my subconscious more intricate than breaking bad. I did WORK last night.
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And I’ve learned nothing from this experience
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You know when you have an appointment that you’re dreading so badly that you can’t manage to make any plans to do anything the days following because surely you will be dead? Well for the millionth time, I have survived and I feel like I’ve been born again. #periodontist
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You know when you have an appointment that you’re dreading so badly that you can’t manage to make any plans to do anything the days following because surely you will be dead? Well for the millionth time, I have survived and I feel like I’ve been born again. #periodontist
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