Annabelle Velour

I don’t have a Halloween costume photo but I do have one with my new robe, is that okay??

I was at a variety show with a magic act and ended up being the magician’s volunteer. As a clown, both in lifestyle philosophy and professionally, I have a deep-seated disdain for magicians. Naturally, I was a thoroughly unsupportive volunteer and visibly annoyed by several of his jokes. But damn it, he still pulled off the big trick.

I’ve gotten so lucky with intuitive lovers that give gifts I really adore. Some favorites have been a handcrafted mahogany wand from Salem and a clown themed baby doll!! Im not sure who else would appreciate them but for me they are peak thoughtfulness 🖤

I’ve lived in the Hudson Valley 5ish years now and this Autumn feels like the best one yet, I totally understand all those leaf peepers!

Made it to one of the highlights of the year for me last weekend - the Sheep & Wool Festival!! I’m actually a big crafter and knit everything in my selfie hehe 🙃

November 1st I’ll be bumping up my rates a smidge! There’s still a week to book and keep my current rate. Here’s to cozy fall dates! 🦇🖤🎀

My road rage is nothing like what I grew up around but sometimes I catch myself sounding like a ranch hand herding cattle “woah there buddy, hey where ya goin, GIT!”

Someone’s wishes came through and I found this lovely comfy couch!! No it’s not yellow but the blue is, dare I say, even better.

First time rewatching Sleepy Hollow since moving to the Hudson Valley and seeing Danny Elfman’s name in the credits reminds me of how RIPPED he is these days and I’m so into it 😮‍💨

I’m so happy being a low maintenance guy with beauty stuff when I do try something new I can feel like a fish out of water - me trying to blow out my hair this morning. Think it turned out okay??

I don’t have one yet but I’m staying hopeful I will

I’m manifesting a comfy and attractive yellow velvet couch for my living room - send me your thoughts and prayers 🖤

Everytime I come back to Boston I fall in love more and more! My lovers, the food, the nightlife and the museums!! Always look forward to my trips back

Thoughts on my gym fit?

Should I crawl to you or are you coming to me?

It’s such a blessing to be able to embrace the ability to wonder and be silly in even the tiniest of ways, my life is definitely brighter for it!

After straining my back, then being in Boston, then getting a virus it feels so good to get back to Muay Thai and punch boys with my hair in little pigtails! Would you let me kick you??

Getting even a touch of chilly weather has me so torn! My summer has been filled with tight little shorts but I can’t wait to wear colorful tights under short flouncy skirts!!

Always feel at home in a weird tattooers booth with all their funky trinkets

All dressed up and ready to play