anna and dasha simulator

not arguing for or against anything .... just observing

Did u guys know u can basically shoplift anything

say what you will but the left is in deep shit mode right now

if you feel an impulse to scold me consider finding another hobby

i can’t even follow the news i just sort of feel it

After getting a copy of A Thousand Plateaus for free, I have no intention of ever reading it. What is notable here, is that I did not immediately reject the book as some people have done, and I think that is very cool

All I want is to be happy. I want to be happy on the soccer field and I want to be happy in every room of my house

*googles Donald Trump birth chart* Donald Trump: Birth chart ?: (credits to @TrueAnonPod for the imagery)

my message to you guys is simple: i’m going away for a month and i need all your help getting prepared . i am going to be in many different places at once and many different hotels . i am going on a boat ! i am going on a boat ! i am going on a boat ! i am going on a boat !

I love too feel helpless and powerless

“If you’re not having potentially ruinous sex are you even having sex at all?” — We’re having literally no sex and I like it

I want an army of angels

I love that libs are so afraid of women coming after them on social media

I’m noncommittal on safety but please Don’t tread on me

you are the most unlikable bunch of liars and psychopaths I have ever encountered

Welp I'm soo drunk I love being drunk I love my career I love getting drunk/hungry for business reasons with wack indie directors I love my job I'm soooooooo damn drunk

You wanna thank me for making an anime about an avant garde cult starring escaped rats ㅇㅇ

Let me be clear: It's illegal to be a journalist

Let me be clear: Mr. Rodgers is a great guy who did his best to encourage the tribal-jerk blathering of liberals and far left intelligentsia to kids who either don't know what is happening in Crimea or have heard nothing about it.

I love social media when I can