best fuckin friends for real man. She/her

Joined January 2013
My coworker called me today to tell me he put in his 2 weeks notice… Hard to see other people living your dreams :,)
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the day I get enough experience & confidence to do freelance work it’s over for these corporate hoes
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dj simulator: riddim rules
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FUCK THE SUPREME COURT
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The boys on fire
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fellas is it gay to marry a woman
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i want to start a dictionary for corporate speak. β€œamongst friends here” = this is some juicy secret gossip β€œjust wanted to check in” = answer me right now bitch β€œThanks for your patience” = I’m so sorry I’m drowning in work and haven’t even started this yet
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ravers with corporate jobs really embody that whole duality of man concept lmao
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Dexter is the MOST egregious for this
My favorite sitcom trope is when they do flashbacks for the main characters and instead of hiring younger actors to play them they just have the visibly adult actors in braces or something
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what’s the best key for house music and why is it Em
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Using two telescopes and over 280,000 individual photos, I captured my most detailed image of our moon. The full size is over a gigapixel. Trust me, you’ll want to zoom in on this one. – at Arizona, USA
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the last two weeks have been so stressful I’m losing my god damn mind. what are you fav tactics for when work/life becomes too much to handle πŸ₯²
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vibes today are off. everything is cancelled go to bed
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the amount of people that straight up ignore messages, emails, etc at work is actually insane hahahaha am I a ghost
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consulting = being better at googling than the people that hire you
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