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When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "Son, always be a good boy; don't play with water guns!" But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.

I / me
Joined April 2020
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Like Walt Disney, when I die, I want my head to be cryogenically frozen, so I can be revived when medical science finds a cure for beheading. #science
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Yes, because Communists are famous for seeking approval of courts and then abiding by their dictates
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Your hourly reminder that Kevin Sorbo is a fucking moron.
Man those “racists” seem totally unbothered with you filming… almost as if this is a stunt.
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Your hourly reminder that Kevin Sorbo is a fucking idiot.
Didn’t your son lie on a federal gun application before illegally throwing it away?
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Also, quite a number of my recent TruthSocial posts, like this one, seem to have been taken down. They were true Truths, so I must say I am a bit puzzled 🤔
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BREAKING: A suspicious number of Republicans are apparently admitting they're rapists by saying, "If Trump can be fined $83.3 million, I might be next."
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Whoever this Elon guy is, he's a fucking moron. Does he think that all cis gender people are heterosexual? comicsands.com/elon-musk-cal…
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Replying to @ksorbs
Why have Republicans voted against border funding bills? Why have Republicans voted against veterans? It's like Republicans don't care about either one. They use both as pawns to campaign on, while doing nothing about either.
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I do not like it when people who do not actually possess mature adult cognitive ability are tried as adults. It's not right. 1/2
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But there are those rare cases where I think it is warranted, justified, and absolutely necessary. So, reluctantly, I say that Donald Trump should be tried as an adult. 2/2
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Trump Trivia A thread in 4 parts. Donald Trump is a genius, but no one is allowed to see his school transcripts. 1/4
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He is a devout man of God, but he won't tell anyone his favorite Bible quote. 3/4
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He has a huge cock, but the only people who have ever seen it have signed a non-disclosure agreement. 4/4
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