Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college

Sari Aboutyoor "The Effective Altruist" Damluck

People you're meeting for the first time absolutely love to ask you how long you think your dog is going to live

After examining both the prices of everything and my ceaseless desire to give oodles of love I am once again forced to admit I badly need a 30 something babe wife who wants to chill at home with a 115 lb dog who can't hear and pursue her intellectual or creative passions

"Creme de la" Ken Fresh

I would die for Invader Lum

Constantly telling my friends how impossible it is to meet a 38 year old alt girlie turned working professional then disassociating at the Sleater-Kinney/Liz Phair show

Going to Liz Phair and Sleater-Kinney and I can't decide if my biceps and delta should be hidden from sight or the Most On Display They've Ever Been

*Drake voice* last name Legstrong, first name Angus

This is peak stylized erotic comedy. Get your ass to nyaa and download Buttobi CPU

There are two ways to combine our names. One is a plausible Magic card title from 1995. The other is Yoda on Epstein Island,

Computer please make a Metal Gear Solid 6 where Foxhound is all UWFi fighters

Sean Ross Sapp has a cagematch profile and I don't lol

I do think it's worth examining why many young people seem to treat shaking a little ass or getting dumped as equivalent to these types of mistakes

I can't stop watching this