I'm a doctor now

"You do Medicine?Wow! Are you enjoying it?" *points to dark rings around eyes due to chronic fatigue* "YES I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE."

"What are you on for hypertension?" "The white tablet" "... Know what it's called?" "No" "You have it here?" "No" #JustPatientThings

I am no longer angry med student. I am qualified doctor now and angrier than ever.

Girl do you have Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis because you are a TEN

I LOVE THE SMELL OF DIABETIC FOOT IN THE MORNING

It's easier to mock @kanyewest and further stigmatise psychiatric disorders than improve the lives of all suffering from something treatable

You know when you wake up in the morning and are excited to start the day because you love what you do I wonder what that feels like

*has dreams of being operated on while being completely aware* I AM SO PRIVILEGED TO BE GETTING THIS DEGREE WOW OMG WHAT A BLESSING

Overheard between 2 doctors: "Did you see the Masterchef series with the kids?" "Paediatric Masterchef?"

Doctor: This patient has a respiratory tract infection of bordatella pertussis Me: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP LOL

Walk into the club like what up I got a big cochlea #ENT #otorhinolaryngology @LifeofMedstudnt @MedStudentProbl

*farts during ward round* *blames comatose patient* @LifeofMedstudnt @MedStudentProbl

Frank haematuria,Frank coma,Frank haemoptysis. Not sure who Frank is,but looks like he's really going around and messing shit up. Wtf Frank.

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire #SongsAboutHerpes

If Harry Potter did medicine: Harry held out his stethoscope and said the magic words 'ENTEROBIUS VERMICULARIS'. Nothing happened. The End

Beauty fades, but intelligence... also fades because Dementia.

#ThatAwkwardMoment when a patient presents with black, tar-like stools and your hospital partner's name is Malena.

Medicine would've been great if it wasn't for all the sick people.

Apparently occult bacteraemia isn't nearly as satanic as it sounds.

*advises patient not to live stressful lifestyle* *lives stressful lifestyle* @LifeofMedstudnt @MedStudentProbl