I'm that retard you took seriously for a second
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I've been disenfranchised for being a white male my entire life while simultaneously seeing women and blacks given a free pass through life while complaining about systemic racism/sexism but actually being the reasons for our failing society. I'm done being quiet about this.
Angry Arlo retweeted
“WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU ORANGE SON OF A B*TCH. We had the senate, we had the house, we had the billionaires. All you needed to do was to shut up, deport people and we would be fine. But no, you just had to bomb Iran for the jews”
Another out of touch boomer
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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I need me a mildly attractive woman to lie to me and tell me that if I get fit we can smash just for the gym motivation
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Angry Arlo retweeted
being 28 is rly hitting me in the face because there is a lot ive never done simply bc ive been a shut in for years
i dont have a group of friends irl either and i'm not social like i used to, i really feel like im still 16 stuck in this grown ass adult body it's sad
This is why the legal definition of false advertising/deceptive marketing needs to be updated cause without steam's return policy we'd be so fucked
They advertised Gears of War: E-Day as a game centered on Marcus and Dom, but players now ask why Mags Carter seems to be the main character.
Steam reviewers call it a “bait and switch.” Mags constantly overshadows Marcus and Dom, even saving them, while they are pushed into the background and she remains the star.
It was to bait people into buying it. They know they can’t sell a Gears game based on women, but still want one, so they kept her out of all promotional material.
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Angry Arlo retweeted
I never want to hear that your voice doesn't matter or that you can't make these companies change.
They need YOUR MONEY. YOUR LOYALTY.
Without it they fail.
While I applaud the change in direction, it was the players that made this happen. Not Bungie and definitely not Sony.
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work.
Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
Angry Arlo retweeted
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work.
Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
This instills a sense of longing and wonder I once felt looking off into the skybox on Venus im Destiny 1 back in 2014
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Angry Arlo retweeted
I dont wanna be a bitch but I need you guys to stop saying "you'll find someone" etc cuz it really irritates me having to hear that over and over again for the past few years
Idk how many times I have to hear it but I'm highkey getting sick of it, I don't like fake positivity
Angry Arlo retweeted
“They killed D2 just to turn Marathon into D2 Lite” was supposed to be a meme
It isn’t anymore
Bungie spent years building Destiny 2 into the live-service ecosystem they wanted, gutted it, and is now desperately transplanting its organs into Marathon: permanent PvE, TDM, social spaces, firing range
Let’s hope this Frankensteined goose still has some golden eggs left inside, for Bungie’s own sake
We’re making changes to Marathon’s update plans and how we deliver new content.
We’re moving away from a strict seasonal schedule to give the team more flexibility to build, test, and improve features before release. Our focus is on delivering bigger, more meaningful updates, expanding how you can play, and continuing to grow the world of Tau Ceti IV.
Read the full update: bung.ie/4gUtkpm
I'm not sorry, but Halo 4 is not good imo. Before 4 the only thing "special" about John outside of being a spartan was his superstitious "luck." Which is overplayed anyway. Making him "planned" by the forerunners removed his autonomy and him just being good soldier was way cooler
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