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Everyone should know that when I made me twitter I was having a gangster moment. It's Angie G yo!
I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a ORA Funky Cat worth over £32k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy
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In a recent study, people were asked to rate the funniness of several English word pairs. The funniest pairs included ‘penis weasel’, ‘gnome bone’, and ‘rowdy bowels’. (Study: bit.ly/3wjl37d.)
Today I drove around belting along to my power ballads playlist because I needed to scream into the void but with purpose.
Why yes, I did come back to Twitter after years of inactivity just to already new Harry Potter theories.
She can READ MINDS. That would be horrifying!! xitter.cf/angiegyo/status/992612…
No one talks about how Galadriel is Elrond's mother-in-law and I need a short about the first family dinner. #Lotr
No one talks about how Galadriel is Elrond's mother-in-law and I need a short about the first family dinner. #Lotr
Lord of the Rings is about the top 1% of Middle Earth and Sam and it took me until now to realize that.
My main problem with #avengers #infinitywars was that there wasn't a "no shit Sherlock" exchange between Ironman and Dr. Strange.
Someone left a mean review and said that was lazy writing but I feel like that's what Riverdale did so... xitter.cf/angiegyo/status/974444…
Once I wrote a LOTR fic on FF.net & changed the traits of all the characters to make it funny 1/2
Once I wrote a LOTR fic on FF.net & changed the traits of all the characters to make it funny 1/2
Shout out to my neighbours who are blaring the Grease soundtrack on shuffle (I own the cd. I know the order.)
Guys, you can literally order a cake at any time and have anything you want written on it. No one is stopping you.
People on Craigslist trying to sell they used dressers for $850. No. I'm not buying where you used to house your panties for $850, Carol.
Tip for dudes: stop trying to pick up chicks by saying you're looking for your Harley Quinn. That's not an ideal relationship.
[on a date]
Guy: so what's your favourite TV show?
Me: (say something cool & sophisticated)
Me: probably s2 of Dragons: Race to the Edge.
Can we talk about how dark of an episode "buffalord soldier" is?? #dragons #racetotheedge #howtotrainyourdragon


