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“Andy”

@AngelVessell

Calling it now, it’s never getting better. Death Count: 6.

 Hachiko High?
Joined April 2026
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[I see you faking it. But I know it isn’t true.] Andy… My names Andy. NSFW DNI, Proship and Lolicon also stay the hell away from me.
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Last one? They’re the worst, and made everyone’s life worse, seemingly for laughs? Almost comically evil? Probably some form of zombie? … I hunted them in the woods for a week, is that what you want to hear?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
...Ky? Who exactly is this "Ky" person? Let me guess, a little arch rival? Maybe an old friend from high school who abandoned you? Maybe just someone you despise?
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[He stares at her, again.] … Why should I tell you anything? What do I gain from doing that, ss-Sfor-fuck- Sforzando. How do I know you’re not some.. I don’t know, other person working with Ky? God knows how they make their friends, being themself, but maybe you can tell me.
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
Actually, I don't. I was hoping you would fill me in and give me an answer. Let me tell you, that HATED putting any information on your file besides what you look like. *She drops her slight sarcastic tone just for this, trying to make Andy actually talk*
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Okay, I guess we’re doing this now? [He sighs.] I’m guessing you already know that answer if you’re bringing it up and all? I’m not gonna bother telling you any more personal details. Not like they matter?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
*She turns towards the big glowing window-sphere in the center of the room* Tell me, Andy. What would you say is the most important moment of your entire life?
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"Oh come on, give me credit. I'm GREAT at DJing." Sforzando from UNBEATABLE joins #parodytwitter! (Video editing help by @/j4zzyz) Introductory 🧵 ⬇️
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… Not a good explanation. I’m still clueless to what is going on, here?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
More or less I was expecting a few people, got a list of names from someone higher than me along with a photo or two of each name. You, were especially interesting, considering your history.
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… I was supposed to have a keycard? Why would you be expecting me if I wasn’t supposed to show up? That’s honestly a bit stupid. What were you expecting me FOR, anyway?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
Sforzando. *She puts her hands behind her back* I don't actually have an official title so let's just go with "H.A.R.M Researcher". I work for the people in this tower, that you somehow got through without a keycard....
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[He just kinda… looks at her.] … Okay, nobody ever calls me that, and I don’t know who you even are. I’d like.. any, sort of explanations?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
*Sforzando turns to Andy, hunched over, growing a smile on her face as she sees him* Ahhhh, there you are, Mister Newman! I've been waiting for you!
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[Here comes a Cat, walking in silently.] ... What the fuck is all of this?
Sforzando Sebadoh (@SFZeroHARM) profile pictureSforzando Sebadoh@SFZeroHARMOct 23
[OPEN INTERACTION] "Meanwhile, in HARM Tower!" *Sforzando sits alone in the Zero Moment room, tapping her fingers against one of the control panels, waiting on [READER] to arrive* ...They're late. How much longer are they going to make me sit here?
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// hi chat
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// guess what bitchhhhh im alive!! Might be working on some things tho so dont get too excited im not gonna be posting until i figure it out VESSELTWT WILL COME BACK IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME…
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… I swear, some of the people I’ve been seeing around aren’t even PA characters. Am I just going crazy? What the hell is happening, around here??
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Do any of us? If you think on it, we’re kinda horrors to this world. People trapped within the visage of other people. It’s a strange situation, for certain.
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A (@AGlitchyHusky) profile pictureA@AGlitchyHuskyAug 3
"I don't know if I truly belong here..."
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… Have they never heard of fanfic? He can’t be THAT old. *He says to himself, watching Senbei leave.* That’s.. well, okay, then.
Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
Hmph. Young people today and their made up words. *He walks off with an annoyance in his voice*
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… What? Am I supposed to be threatened by this? You sound like a high school edgelord fanfiction, man. Be serious. … though I guess you being a edgelord on top of racist isn’t the craziest escalation ever. Seen a ton of those before.
Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
...I suppose there isn't any point in this conversation past this part. But, be wary of where and who you cross. Very wary.
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Hey, I’ve met humans I can describe as snakes. Wouldn’t be that crazy to call a rabbit a snake too. *He shrugs.* Anyway, like… do you have an actual point in talking to me, or are we just gonna keep going in these circles? Feels rather pointless.
Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
I'm not selling products, what kind of animal do you think I am, a snake?
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Glad to be the first, I guess?? Also, not helping your case with how you’re talking. If you’re trying to sell me something, sorry? I’m broke as shit, too.
Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
Just you and only you. I do not have a group or cult, feline. I come from a... land of different ideologies, so it would be wonderful to give other people those ideologies and see the changes that will happen.
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… has anyone told you that you sound like a cult leader?
Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
Strange is a way to put it. But I believe that with some explaining and understanding, all will come to respect me and love me.
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… Okay. Did you come up just to tell me you hate dogs? Strange behavior, I won’t lie.
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Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
Oh, of course. My mistake, you all do the same thing... I am Senbei, the upcoming Mayor of Frosting.
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… who..? … dude. Im a cat. This argument doesn’t apply to me. Who are you, anyway.
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Senbei C. Brickson (@TheBrickson_) profile pictureSenbei C. Brickson@TheBrickson_Aug 2
It's just you. Dogs shouldn't be able to have legal papers anyways.
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… I have no clue how some of the others got Jobs, honestly. I haven’t said much on it, but it’s weird, right? No addresses, no social security, we probably don’t legally exist for the most part. It’s weird, right? It CANT just be me seeing the issue here.
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… I know they say to not look a gift horse in the mouth, or something.. but god dammit, it’s early morning, and I’m losing sleep over this thought.
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