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Houston, TX
Joined August 2022
The first 2 hours of work on Monday is just me accepting that I'm at work.
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Todos a mi edad Casándose Mientras tanto yo:
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Hacen coches que vuelan y no pueden hacer una licuadora que no haga ruido.
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My favorite boundary is not explaining myself.
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these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work😂
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necesito un wey q se sienta igual de vrg q yo, pa andar pndejeando a todos
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si wey siii wey si wey si weeeeey si weyyy si
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que perritas hociconas son los vatos e
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am i your favorite mexican lmk
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I hate when something don’t open til 10 btch I been up since 6am waiting😭
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everything is going to work out for you, beautiful Mexican girl
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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday
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I wanna get sexy I’m bored
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Mi jefe: ¿quieres hacer horas extras?. Yo: no quiero ni hacer las normales.
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someone with standards always looks antisocial to people who tolerate anything.
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no entiendo a las personas que les aburre pasar tiempo a solas, yo lo disfruto tanto que a veces hasta se me olvida que llevo horas sin pronunciar una sola palabra
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How it feels going back to work after lunch break
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This retrograde feels like I love you but I love me more.
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Ya nadie amanece tomando, ahora todos son runners 5k.
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ay ya q hueva, el q quiera conmigo q me mande un chngo de flores y vamos viendo
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