Social Worker, ex teacher, Rugby League player, writer. They say monopoly ruins families, but my family was ruined by Uno, our spanish postman.
London, England
Joined July 2013
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TWITTER! I am running a lockdown marathon Easter monday in our one bedroom London flat. I am raising money for the brilliant @TrussellTrust who do a great job running food banks across the country.
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Republicans want teachers to be armed with guns so they can keep children safe presumably from dangers like Roy Moore #GunsAreTheProblem
At school I was asked to give pi to three significant figures. I gave it to Jamie Oliver, Mary Berry and Gordon Ramsey.
I don’t understand why people eat scampi when it is a combination of two words scam and pee meaning fake and urine
My friend doesn't understand how donating clothes to charity shops works. He says he has been there, done that, got the t shirt.
The school bully always used to be waiting for me after school. I had told my mum a two together rail card wasn’t a good idea.
Sexton gets three points with last minute drop goal for Ireland and in driving home to watch it I also got three points #sixnations2018
When I was at school people thought I was a whimp, I wanted to tell them I wasn’t but I was too afraid.
My girlfriend and I are hoping to go on our first romantic weekend away in February.
It will be our tenth weekend away together.
My parents became atheist in Dec 1991. Five months after i was born they stopped believing that there was a god.
#taxidemo Black cabs protesting in london bridge against Uber, meaning the only way for me to get home from work was to use Uber