Joined March 2011
Wiggle room or wriggle room?
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It's not good weather for snowflakes today.....
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I thought the original purpose of social media was to connect you with people. Now it just feeds you more and more junk each day.
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Will Santa have been when I wake up?
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Don't know why There's no sun up in the sky Stormy Daniels.....
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Your new Wealdstone manager is .... 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧 𝗧𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗢𝗥 👏 Full story 👇 🔗 wealdstone-fc.com/post/break…
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Why is someone's last performance called a swansong? I have never heard a swan sing My Way. All they ever do is hiss at me, even when I'm giving them bread.
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X is an even bigger cesspit of vitriol today.
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If, according to the forecast, there's 0% chance of rain, what's that water running down my window?
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When you dig your suitcase out of the loft and it hasn't been used since 2019. Then you see it has a 3 digit combination lock that you can't remember. I should have started a sweep...
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Is this the man who will bring down Putin?
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Indicative mood v subjunctive mood is a tricky one. ¡Es tan confuso!
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Oh, Chesterfield goal keeper ⚽️
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