@AndySomers

🎭Post-Post-Modern Sarcasm 👨🏼‍🏫Lifeguard for people surfing the Dunning-Kruger curve 😳Actually Awake™ Autistic Author🖋 🚯Follows/likes are not endorsements

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Bitter irony: The internet enables the free flow of ideas and information amongst everyone around the globe, but this amazing feat is tempered by the somber realization that 50% of the population has below average intelligence. #iqtest #idiots #Statistics #internet #WebDev
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The StopLoss is this mythical beast that, when you touch it, your position suddenly becomes profitable. Except of course you are no longer in your position, and the mythical beast runs away giving your monies to someone else's account.
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I am progressive. I am not “left”, the “left” has lost its fucking mind in recent years and has become a self-entitled cesspool of Orwellian newspeak. But that does not mean I’m going to accept the right, either. Progressive is neither left nor right. Progressive is UP.
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We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended

ALT We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended

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Friendly reminder that being autistic does not mean you are broken, no matter what others may try to say
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The worst part about being ostracized from a community with people in it you still respect is that you wish you could support them, but you can't because they are supported by people who literally destroyed your self-esteem, confidence, happiness, and more. 1/4
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What a weird nightmare I was driving around some non-descript Midwestern town in a 1970s era sedan drive aimlessly in the rain like I had no purpose then I had lunch

ALT What a weird nightmare I was driving around some non-descript Midwestern town in a 1970s era sedan drive aimlessly in the rain like I had no purpose then I had lunch

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People Suck.

ALT People Suck.

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No doubt, Netanyahu is a criminal, and the USA should be done with him. Bernie tells the truth here, and Bernie's position on the middle east is also why Bernie was pushed out by the corrupt democratic party in 2020.
Bernie Sanders saying "talks to address Iran's nuclear program were planned for Sunday. Instead, Netanyahu launched illegal strikes on Iran killing a top cease-fire negotiator, undermining US diplomatic efforts, and, putting countless innocent lives at risk. We can't be dragged into another Netanyahu war.

ALT Bernie Sanders saying "talks to address Iran's nuclear program were planned for Sunday. Instead, Netanyahu launched illegal strikes on Iran killing a top cease-fire negotiator, undermining US diplomatic efforts, and, putting countless innocent lives at risk. We can't be dragged into another Netanyahu war.

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So, a flock of chickens rebelled against the farmer, and took control of the farm. Yea, it was a chicken coop.

ALT So, a flock of chickens rebelled against the farmer, and took control of the farm. Yea, it was a chicken coop.

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So I'm trading stocks again. Trading requires some amount of focus and discipline. Here's my daily discipline: #StockMarket #TradingTips
My current discipline: 1) On Saturday, screen and evaluate potential trades for the coming week. 2) Each weekday**, wake up at 6:25am pacific time (5 minutes before market open) and evaluate current holdings and morning market actions, usually done by 7:15 am. 3) Feed cats, and take a nap till 10am pacific. 4) 10am to 11am ish, evaluate the after-lunch market action (10am in LA is 1pm in NYC). 5) Take a nap or something till 12:30pm pacific. 6) 12:30pm till 2pm: evaluate holdings and the last 30 minutes of trading, and examine post-market earnings action in the extended session, etc. 7) Sometime thereafter: evaluate/plan the next day's potential trades if any. ALSO: post my thoughts on Facebook, as a way of keeping notes on my actions. **Note that on each weekday, if there is a before market earnings announcement for something I am actually holding, wake up for that to evaluate the extended-hours trading action. This equates to about 3 hours of work each weekday, and 4-5 hours on Sat..

ALT My current discipline: 1) On Saturday, screen and evaluate potential trades for the coming week. 2) Each weekday**, wake up at 6:25am pacific time (5 minutes before market open) and evaluate current holdings and morning market actions, usually done by 7:15 am. 3) Feed cats, and take a nap till 10am pacific. 4) 10am to 11am ish, evaluate the after-lunch market action (10am in LA is 1pm in NYC). 5) Take a nap or something till 12:30pm pacific. 6) 12:30pm till 2pm: evaluate holdings and the last 30 minutes of trading, and examine post-market earnings action in the extended session, etc. 7) Sometime thereafter: evaluate/plan the next day's potential trades if any. ALSO: post my thoughts on Facebook, as a way of keeping notes on my actions. **Note that on each weekday, if there is a before market earnings announcement for something I am actually holding, wake up for that to evaluate the extended-hours trading action. This equates to about 3 hours of work each weekday, and 4-5 hours on Sat..

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If we could normalize accepting autistic communication styles as not something to be pissed off about, that would be great. Seriously, if I piss you off, sorry not sorry—it’s not my fault you’re stupid and ignorant. (See what I did there…) #Autism #abelism #ADHD
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Normalize autistics informing neurotypicals how to communicate with us in a direct manner, the same way neurotypicals demand we adjust to their oblique communication styles.
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Okay, to be clear: I support anyone identifying as anything they want, and being left alone to do so. The bright line is ABUSE. It is ABUSE for a biological male to demand to compete against women in a women's only event. If you disagree, I affirm your cognitive dissonance.
HeCheated.org
@hecheateddotorg15 Jan 2025
Replying to @hecheateddotorg
14. Redmond Sullivan fenced for a season against men at Wagner College and several years prior in club competition. According to his Fencing Tracker profile, he has never finished first against men. He is still in the middle of his first season against women, but has already finished first in the Connecticut Junior Olympic Qualifier in the foil. Sullivan also competed against female athletes in track and field where he won the MM State Championship title in the shot put and placed 2nd at the Open State Champs. fencingtracker.com/p/1002864…
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Notice that opportunity lurks where responsibility has been abdicated.
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An executive order is a text version of flipping the middle finger at political opponents.

ALT An executive order is a text version of flipping the middle finger at political opponents.

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AngryAndrew@AndySomers8 Dec 2022
Replying to @ClariceBertinne
Men want it "NOW!", except when they don't. Women want it based on a complex and nuanced multivariate algorithmic function that is considered one of the great unsolved puzzles in the history of science, at least by male scientists who can't read the instructions.
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Tell me you don’t understand statistics without telling me…. Germany has one or two items on the ballot. California has dozens, and they very among precincts. California has a complex ballot to tally and verify, Germany not so much.
Rarely Tolerable.
@RarelyTolerated24 Feb 2025
Did you know that while it took California 30 days to count less than 20 million votes in the 2024 election, Germany counted 50 million after the polls closed in their election and returned results the same evening?
67%Yes
33%No
487 votes • Final results
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