It appears it's nearly three years since I twitted! #forgottenaccount!

@ShaunBrader it has been said! Best get my frock ironed then! #hairylegsanddresses

RT: bit.ly/sE2200a and you could WIN an @sE_Electronics sE2200a II Mic

@ShaunBrader I'll be eating all of those when we play there later this year then! #Shabba!

@ShaunBrader Oh my god! Where did you find those bad boys? I MUST have some! #nomnomnom

@leewuffy11 Yes i do! But, they probably think the same about me!!!!!!

@leewuffy11 Agreed, cuffs do not belong on jeans!

@antdavidson Awww, best hurry, got F1 commentary to do at the weekend! ;-)

@ShaunBrader Steak! Steak! Steak! #nom

@flatrabbitmusic Guess what? We've got ANOTHER drummer...Phil Vernon, ex Silent Film Project now joins us, he REALLY is the man for the job!

East Cost trains numpties! Why wait 'til 3 minutes before the train is due to leave to announce platform? Then cancel all seat reservations!

Eating out, where you aren't constantly hassled by waiters asking if everything is ok and tucking your napkin in #leavemealonetoeatgoddamnit

@MelRHCPHill sister, I thought you already had Twitter? #numpty!

is rather chuffed that despite all this new comms tech, Emma managed to sort me out using a FAX today... #messengerpigeon