Occasional sufferer of moderate Charlie Brown level existential angst. Keen amateur tea drinker. Owner of a rapidly slowing metabolism & perpetually wonky legs.
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Disability sucks but Cerebral Paul Z is an absolutely cracking rap name, so swings and roundabouts really.
I'm relieved Ross is out. Not because I didn't like him, but because his stress and paranoia level were such that much longer in the castle and his before and after woulda looked like this. #TheCelebrityTraitors
Imagine the odds you woulda got at the start of the season on both sides of Manchester being relegated.
I can't believe some of the people who've accepted knighthoods y'know. It's such a riddy man, cutting about expecting people to call you Sir.
If you wanna be a knight you should have to wear a ruff in the way folk have to wear an ankle tag. Just to remind em it's ridiculous.
"Last week a disaster in bread week..."
What did they expect? They'd no business having an inbred week in the first place.
#GBBO
Me debating Frederick Nietzsche.
Nietzsche: You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
Me: Oh yeah? Well your moustache is dumb, so...whatcha think of that.
Went to #MercuryRev last night at what was supposed to be the accessible QMU, but moved to the stairy-as-fuck Classic Grand. Told it used to a porno cinema. Goilng by the grunts, sweating and panting I was doing tracking them steps, you'd have sworn that was back in business.
Shame on The History Channel. Until they have similar "documentaries" coming out about The Great Fire of Birmingham, Leeds and Liverpool in 1666, they've just exposed their bias in the most blatant fashion.
More and more these days my decidedly hipper pals are messaging about bands I simply have no knowledge of. Where in teenage years there would've been embarrassment, excuses and lies; I now simply reply with this and get on with my day. Maybe I check em out later, maybe I don't.
Conspiracy theories ain't what they use to be.
Then: Oswald killed Kennedy.
In fact many parties had interest in his demise for myriad reasons, e.g...
Now: Vaccines save lives. Also sending tanks to a country and bombing it to shit is aggression.
Nuh-uh! Opposite. OpP0sItE!
In fairness to Metallica, it's hasn't been about much beyond lining their own pockets for decades now so there's a faintly depressing consistency there at least.
Me when it's supposed to be my round.
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
For me Haaland cutting his hair pales into insignificance when compared to Unai Emery abandoning the hair gel. #football
Love me a Ken Burns doc. Yes, they're slow as a week in the jail, but for some reason lookin @ sepia photos of a cross eyed man with a handlebar tache, while Appalachian fiddle plays & an actor reads a letter he wrote his ma in 1863 complaining of gout, is my idea of a good time.
Christ, I love Richard E Grant man, but he's made Linda look like fuckin Moriarty there. #TheCelebrityTraitors
