Turns out gloriously absurd was in us all along. 🕶

Canada
Joined December 2008
>other religions >canonized saints
''ERM, its ACKHSUALLY because it's a heckin fictional story!'' So when is any other religion getting this treatment for their prophets and canonized saints?
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Sadly Katie didn't even make it to Saturday so SNL couldn't parody her. But Canada did. And it's fantastic.
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Whole lot of people are gonna be cleaning a huge mess out of their oven with this one.
This is a whole chicken roasted inside a pumpkin, and it just went on the list for my 11-year-old, who's learning to cook. The chicken, cabbage, carrots, mushrooms, onions, garlic, and herbs cook without a drop of added water. Everything gives up its own juices until the pumpkin is a pot full of broth, with walls soft enough to scoop right into the bowl. She's going to want to be the one who carries it to the table. What you need: 1 large thick-walled cooking pumpkin (not a carving pumpkin, and make sure it fits your oven), 1 whole chicken, cabbage, carrots, mushrooms, onions, garlic, rosemary, sage, thyme, bay leaves, a stock cube crumbled in for seasoning, salt, pepper, and olive oil. Set it in a roasting pan and cook at 350°F for about 4 hours, until the thickest part of the breast and inner thigh read 165°F. Shred the chicken back into the broth and serve it with scoops of pumpkin. Ever cooked anything inside a pumpkin? What did you make, and did it work?
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Fall colours in Muskoka, Ontario Canada 🇨🇦
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Clock Tower (PSX)
Oh, you're a gamer? Name the first horror game you ever played.
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Literally kept me up at night
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Chrono Trigger deserves its Ivalice Chronicles
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Damn, I forgot how much aura Yojimbo had.
eu acabei de matar um dos bosses mais dificeis do Final Fantasy X em UM HIT SEM QUERER por causa do Yojimbo. Melhor jogo de todos os tempos
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Two nights in niagara and none in Toronto is wild, but I'm excited for this!
A Perfect Circle have confirmed a 32-date North American tour to take place in spring 2027. They'll be joined on the road by one of Maynard James Keenan's other bands, Puscifer, plus The Cult.
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I've been seeing this all around. Really took some thinking my9games.net/en/share/e655d7…
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Fuck, swap Tamagotchi for Dark Souls.
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And maybe Smash Bros for Guitar Hero?
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I started playing Dota 2 again casually. Inspired by the WoW mod I built this Claude overlay that pops up when I die. I didn't realize I still had the VTT session running!
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Cannot tell if the biggest troll or not...
Replying to @TheStalwart
It's a social media site, there's a feed where you can follow each other and click stars to favorite your follows' updates. It differentiates itself by allowing you to post “commits,” which are like "tweets," but with code changes instead of takes.
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One of Canada's National icons, and heroes, is a man named Terry Fox who ran the Marathon of Hope. He had cancer, he lost his leg, he ran across Canada (making it the equivalent of 2/3rds, doing a marathon a day on one leg for 143 days) before the cancer spread to his lungs, eventually taking his life. We've had many scientists, many athletes, many politicians, and others that have done incredible things. But the one who lasts, and sticks with us, the most, to be honest. Is a 21 year old, who just kept running. Kept raising money for the cause. Kept pushing the spotlight back onto the cause. If you want to know anything about Canada, know that.
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Timeline is Jevline.
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Jev can generate game levels in real time. Faster and cheaper structured output could be a big deal for game dev!
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It's a good thing they put that flag on the tip to warn other drivers.
Meanwhile in China…
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Slay the Princess
You’d think this might work, but as Eliezer Yudkowsky definitively proved in a series of classified roleplay games the super AI would brainwash you into letting it out of the dungeon.
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