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Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
yo @HilaKleinH3 if you ever need to get back at Ethan to balance things out, my dms are open
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
just like weed, porn is 10x stronger now than it was in the 70s
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
Saying you are divorced when you are actually broken up is stolen valor
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
You either die based or live long enough to see yourself become a libtard.
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
2026 Ohio Governor Debate:
Amy Acton: oh man this guy smells TERRIBLE! He STINKS!
Vivek Ramaswamy: um excuse me I don-
Amy Acton: more like Rama-SMELLY!
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
you're not ready for what's coming we're not playing nice anymore do you hear the people screaming normies are waking up you're not cuming for whats ready
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
It's funny how Islamophobic conspiracies are convoluted webs of tenuous relationships with completely nebulous goals but with Zionism its just "Oh this guy is pals with the Prime Minister of Israel and by a total coincidence is a sex criminal/medically brain dead"
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
They're doing a genocide of millenials #MillenialGenocide
🕊️ Robert F. Kennedy's granddaughter Kyle Kennedy has died at 42.
What we know: tmz.com/2026/10/20/kyle-kenn…
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
lol remember when people were hyping up Anthropic because of one fiscal quarter where they cooked their books to say they were profitable
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
BOMBSHELL Vivek Ramaswamy ad: "She shouldn't have looked like that in front of her dad"
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
Yeah, we really shouldn’t blame the basis of the world’s economic and social reality for the ills of that reality. Anything could be causing those
I want to be very clear: Marxism and socialism are not, in fact, religions. Or, they shouldn’t be, and needn’t be, and often aren’t.
But there is a kind of Gnostic socialist who insists that all bad things are essentially illusions performed by the Demiurge of Capital, and through correct investigation we can see through them and discern that there are no *real* problems and no *real* bad actors in the world apart from that Demiurge itself. All suffering and sin are a kind of spell that Capital casts, and if we could simply overthrow that Demiurge then we would immediately and permanently establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.
Anyway, the world is of course full of real problems and bad actors of many stripes, and socialism is a way to organize society around defeating those problems and bad actors, but it is not (and never has been) an instantaneous removal of all human sorrow.
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
She wouldn't need to do that if I was dating her
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
I don't think women in 1972 would want to fuck a guy who writes like Elliot Rodger
It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin