"Yo, Mr. Black. Another brandy." "Gentlemen, to evil."

Hi, I'm Troy McClure you may remember me from.... The Boatjacking of Supership '79 Calling All Quakers (with Dolores Montenegro) Christmas Ape Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel Cry Yuma David vs. Super Goliath Dial M for Murderousness The Electric Gigolo The Erotic Adventures of Hercules Give My Remains to Broadway Gladys the Groovy Mule Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great "Frisco Freak-Out" The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd Here Comes the Coast Guard Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore Hydro, the Man with the Hydraulic Arms Jagged Attraction Leper in the Backfield Look Who's Still Oinking Make-Out King of Montana Meet Joe Blow The Muppets Go Medieval "P" is for Psycho Preacher with a Shovel The President's Neck is Missing The Revenge of Abe Lincoln Suddenly, Last Supper They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die The Verdict Was Mail Fraud The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat Alice Doesn't Live Any More Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds Dig Your Own Grave and Save Earwigs, Ew! Firecrackers: The Silent Killer Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What Get Confident, Stupid The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair Here Comes the Metric System! Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory Meat and You: Partners in Freedom Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face? Mothballing Your Battleship Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness Shoplifters BEWARE Smoke Yourself Thin Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA! Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun! Young Jebediah Springfield Welcome to Springfield Airport Where's Nordstrom? AfterMannix Alien Nose Job Antiques Rodeo Buck Henderson, Union Buster Carnival of the Stars Chair Fancy Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show Handle with Care I Can't Believe They Invented It! Let's Save Tony Orlando's House The Miss American Girl Pageant Out With Gout '88 Pimp My Armorie! Public Television Telethon Son of Sanford and Son Ten Is Too Many! Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! Video Tour Guide to Rancho Relaxx