Usually found getting bossed around SW London by a tiny dog. Happiest when going full Nigella in the kitchen.

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He’s doing a Romero. Brazenly wants to engineer his own exit.
That’s the end of Martinez at United btw. He’s just criticised the ability of his teammates as well.
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Calling out an incompetent technical director is one thing. But calling out your teammates as not being good enough or CL quality is…punchy. Wonder what the reaction was when he walked back into the dressing room.
Lisandro Martínez did NOT hold back after United's loss to Atletico 😬👀
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Caicedo changes everything. And this is just the start with Alonso. We are miles away from our ceiling.
Liquid football from @ChelseaFC 😮‍💨
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Classic Chelsea run of bad luck. We face so many teams just as they get a caretaker bounce.
Carrick ain’t gonna see our game is he?!
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Amazed if Bournemouth sell their best player in January. A lot easier to repeat the Pulisic deal with Scott and announce his summer arrival on February 1st in return for a lower fee.
Bournemouth have changed their tune re Alex Scott. Previously: not for sale. Now: will consider selling in January. Follows talks with Scott's camp. Bournemouth want £100m+ and insist they will only sanction sale if Premier League safety is looking likely
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Wouldn’t swap this front 3 for any other in Europe.
Morgan Rogers 🤝 Joao Pedro 🤝 Cole Palmer @ChelseaFC
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A small defender who can’t run after recurring hamstring injuries is clearly not made for a RB/RCB role. Why do so many want Josh to be dropped for someone who hasn’t played well - or stayed fit - this season? There’s a reason why this weekend’s back 3 looked so solid.
Reece James is tailor made for that Josh RB/RCB hybrid role But I'm hearing Alonso sees James transitioning into midfield full time so need to watch out for that
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Laughable that any fan still thinks Reece can be a RWB. He has one functioning hamstring and multiple managers have had to find a role for him which limits his running. Fans should accept what Reece is these days. The most balanced 3-4-3 does not have him in it.
Two unspoken beneficiaries of this tweak could be Reece and Palestra. This move allows Reece to slot into RM of the 4-4-2 and reduces the high intensity running he has to do in transition from holding width to slotting into the back 5. Palestra also gassed out regularly for
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Andrew Turmer retweeted
Reece James needs to see this clip
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Mudryk after a 2 year ban offers more than whatever Barcola is trying to be.
Bro what is this?!? 😭😭
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City winning games thanks to questionable decision making and being given an unfair advantage feels a bit on the nose. This PL season has no credibility and these games have no meaning whilst everyone waits for them to get relegated.
It's the perfect response from Manchester City. Goals from Erling Haaland, Jeremy Doku and Rayan Cherki mean City record successive league victories away at Liverpool for the first time since January 1953. 🔗 nyti.ms/4jRLo5j
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This season has no credibility now. City winning games whilst everyone waits for them to get relegated leads to games with no meaning. What is the point of today? #LIVMCI
A moment of individual brilliance from Rayan Cherki to put the game beyond all doubt 🤯
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The PL is a farce. City cheating for years, waiting to get relegated and still winning games because referees are giving them advantages they don't deserve. #LIVMCI
"It's a GEM" 💎 A beautiful strike from Jérémy Doku to double Man City's lead!
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What does Barcola do? He has no idea what to do with the ball. He slows every move down, takes too many touches and then loses it. He's very...Madueke. #LIVMCI
Goalless between @LFC and @ManCity at the break ⏸ Follow the second half here 👉 premierleague.app.link/e/zhZ…
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Month before the international break is a glorified pre-season. Yesterday was the most coherent we have looked thanks to 3 weeks of coaching. Biggest takeaway is that this is Alonso’s team. Fofana, Reece and Estevao getting dropped wouldn’t happen with any other BlueCo hire.
Six games played, 15 goals scored, 13 conceded. Chelsea are box office at both ends of the pitch, but what on earth are we to make of this team, and where this season is heading? A piece from Stamford Bridge 👇 nytimes.com/athletic/article…
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Palestra, Neto, Palmer, Rogers and Joao Pedro with all of this space would be very fun. Our bad luck and awful record against Utd means they will sack Carrick and have a caretaker bounce just as we play them.
Please let JPMorgan taste this United before Carrick gets sacked🙏😂🧎
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Carrick is a dreadful coach who is clearly out of his depth. His numbers were inflated by free weeks between games and the caretaker bounce of not being Amorim. In a normal season this is the result. He won't last.
United have to settle for a point.

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Have more than enough evidence this season that Josh is ahead of Fofana now. Fofana is a very expensive sub for the rest of this season and then will move on. His contract is an outlier. He is paid like an untouchable but he plays like a liability.
Josh Acheampong vs Bournemouth
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Van Hecke is dreadful part 2. What on earth is he doing with this first wild challenge?
Rodrigo Bentancur is sent off... and here's why ⬇️
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Van Hecke is dreadful. Some Chelsea fans were throwing tantrums about the club having no interest in this £50m tree. When Tosin can move his feet faster than you, things have really gone wrong.
Bryan Mbeumo slots it home to give Manchester United the lead against Spurs! 🎯
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