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Andrew Thompson retweeted
FFS. Has there ever been a less-deserved retention of the Ashes? From the Bairstow debacle to this rain-soaked fiasco, it’s an absolute farce that smirking Australia have ended up with the urn still in their hands. England comfortably the better side as this Test showed. Gutting.
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Replying to @AndrewTWriter
@AndrewTWriter published a great book on common phrases and expressions: "Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red". We're wondering if you'd be interested in our modern idioms book too? modern-idioms.com/books
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Why do seagulls hang out in parking lots? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Why are there dents on the top of cowboy hats? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Why are rabbits associated with Easter? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Where did the idea of counting sheep come from? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Why do pirates love parrots? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Are zebras’ stripes black or white? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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Do we breathe a single molecule of Julius Caesar’s last breath in every breath we take? @AndrewTWriter ow.ly/kwe030iHr2X
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