Co-Founder & CEO @delegator
Chattanooga, TN
Joined February 2009
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Milestone Friday: Taking our first child home from the hospital and our startup @PriceWaiter got a mention on the @TODAYshow
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Shohei: Bobby Bonilla, hold my beer.
The Dodgers’ payouts to Shohei Ohtani for the next 20 years:
2024:$2M
2025: $2M
2026: $2M
2027: $2M
2028: $2M
2029: $2M
2030: $2M
2031: $2M
2032: $2M
2033: $2M
2034: $68M
2035: $68M
2036: $68M
2037: $68M
2038: $68M
2039: $68M
2040: $68M
2041: $68M
2042: $68M
2043: $68M
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If anyone needs some help understanding product market fit, please send them to the Buc-ee’s in Sevierville.
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Proud of my momma!
SCHOOL PATROL: Chattanooga School for Liberal Arts, or CSLA, will finally have a new home, after nearly three decades of delays. #CHAnews local3news.com/local-news/th…
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I want to hire a professional wrapper (presents, not bars) to come to our Chattanooga & Denver offices and wrap gifts that our team brings in. Can't seem to find a service...does this exist?
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Best part of the World’s Longest Yard Sale was a dude screaming:
“FREE COVID TESTS IN THE PORTY POTTIES. If you can’t smell THAT, you definitely have Covid!”
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Belichick is going to get a QB somehow. Also, someone needs to go check on @mickeycloud ASAP
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Feels a little familiar... @mikejestes @taeo
While shooting @Angels #springtraining a line drive went flying into the crowd. At the edge of my frame you can see the ball hitting a fans beer can and spraying everyone in the section. Felt bad for his 12 dollar loss until #angels delivered more beer and @MikeTrout signed bat!
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Amazing that @coinbase defined “HODL” in the glossary of their newly released S1 that has been filed with the SEC. 💎✋
This is the leader so far: xitter.cf/netw3rk/status/1352704…
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I'd wager that @jmeacham wrote at least part of this inauguration address by Biden.
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Another good ole coaching search for the Vols. Just take Texas's leftovers again with Tom Herman? It sure worked with Rick Barnes. #basketballschool
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If your older loved ones (75+) are in Hamilton County then give them a call to tell them they can get the vaccine tomorrow starting at 9am.
**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** December 30, 2020
Health Department Adds Groups to Phase 1a1 and 1a2, Age Bracket of 75 Years or Older Added, Offers Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine at POD Thursday
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Our newly minted 2yr old has had quite the past 15 min since I got home. He has bypassed the childproof locks on ALL the cabinets, locked me out on the deck, and locked me in the basement after going to check the propane tank. All firsts for this future pentester.
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Might be coming back for real this time...thawing insane gridlock while limiting the abuse of earmarks is really interesting. usatoday.com/story/news/poli…
And earmarks might be making a comeback...I think I was onto something a few years ago: xitter.cf/AndrewScarbro/status/3…