Former lots of stuff, current couple of things. Associate Creative Director // Recreation Dallas. Level 7 Google Local Guide which means absolutely nothing.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2011
me: look you're the fertility expert so just give it to me straight doc. doc:
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Environmental regulation, bodily autonomy, separation of church & state: *exists* US Supreme Court:
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Wow, thanks @McDonalds for reminding me my fries died in the line of duty.
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“Is this your sign?”- Bill Engvall doing close up magic
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I think I found the most psychotic account on TikTok
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When your fuel savings are riding on this game.
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You ever stop to think the biggest guy in the yard is just super bummed every new inmate immediately tries to start a fight during their first day in prison? The guy leads the book club and you want to slap the pudding cup out of his hand? Unreal.
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an extremely gucci movie
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Kelly Clarkson sings MCR's "Welcome to the Black Parade" once on her show and it's "brave." I go for a record seven-in-a-row run at karaoke and it's "sad and concerning"? You for real?
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downtown dallas today:
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como ya dije, it’s #nationaltacoday. if u wanna celebrate w/ me raise your hand ✋ so i can put a free chicken or beef fajita taco in it 👀
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Can't believe I didn't get asked to join SNL for the 32nd year in a row.
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This is why we should tax the rich.
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Sometimes I get sad that I'm not that tall. Especially when I think about how my boys will probably be my height or shorter. Then I see how most F1 drivers are sub 5'9" and feel like there's hope.
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Also, @LewisHamilton has 6'1" energy and I would have thought he was at least close to that height.
Me, during the agency Met catch up where I drop my two thoughts and then stop to let everyone talk for the next hour.
Seeing all these rising cases has me feeling like we didn't learn anything from Bo Burnham.
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The biggest act of defiance against the world and what it has in store for me was booking a cruise eight months from now.
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Can't wait to hear Ye spin "It's a Dangerous Night" @nbaleave @ITYSL @ITYSL_memes
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I decided to go to a day spa/sauna to realign myself; sweat out some toxins, reflect on where I'm at in life, meditate and whatnot. At the end of the night, I sat in my last sauna with a clear head. Then a guy tried to crank down in front of me and suddenly it was all gone.
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I guess what I'm saying is that the path to enlightenment can sometimes jerk you around. Also, f that guy.