professional has-been

New York, NY
Joined January 2012
yall ever had one of those turkey legs from the ren faire
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yall ever heard of fall
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who was the original Nelly in the phrase “woah Nelly”? feel bad for her
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To me katseye is like if the just dance dancers were real
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like he’s at a slayyyter concert??
Connor Storrie Goes Shirtless for Saint Laurent at PEOPLE’s NYFW Event😍🌈
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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If you were the boy who was checking me out on the train heyyyy sorry, I was focused on ordering my GoPuff.
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woah now..
Can they invent a new type of gay guy? Kinda tired of the anxious-avoidant high achievers who gave up on artistic aspirations to make money/party and who grew up with a harsh, emotionally smothering mom and emotionally distant dad … it’s getting old
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am I the hottest person at this wedding y/n
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The amount of people @lanajarae got into VIP last night like no that’s the people princess fr fr
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Oomfs unfollow this racist f@g
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dr baby rosalina retweeted
Oh so this guy fucking SUCKS! I was following him on insta and didn’t realize he was a racist pos but unfollowed now. He’s more discreet about it on insta but lots of us were following him 🤮
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Twitter doesn’t need a think piece from me, but if you’re celebrating a queer space closing as a queer person it may be time to self-reflect and look inward
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lost 60 pounds sue me
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Truer than ever
I am even more beautiful in person
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egg cream? supposed to
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cross posting is a time honored tradition
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Some of you have very stupid mustaches
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I refuse to grow a beard I want to be liked for who i AM
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How are some of yall mean AND sober and yet I remain drunk and pleasant?
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When the bartender uses an eyedropper of oil on my martini like mmmm yeah make extra oily
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