AndrewMatty (@AndrewMatty) profile picture

Amateur Time Traveler, Semi-Professional Traveler, Professional Eater - Love to combine all three when possible, but two out of three will do.

Seattle
Joined June 2011
Replying to @YumYumBoxes
Stages of grief
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Hey @MavsMob and @MHS_Mavericks - who’s repping this fresh #MavsMob gear next Friday night against Shorewood? Hit up your junior senators at lunch. $15 all week – at Everett, WA
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You know - like this.....
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The time that ⁦I became best friends with Will Smith. #He’sTheRapperI’mTheStalker #SquadGoals
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It’s on the consumer to know where their produce is produced.
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Even though I’m now the scourge of the earth, she’s pretty cute huh? #ourgalgusgus – at Lafayette, CA
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I’m out here reliving my #CruisinUSA childhood in the #Redwoods #AveOfTheGiants
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Replying to @AskLyft
@AskLyft I got an email saying I have half off lifts until 7/23 but my last lyft did not have the discount. Help?!? – at South Carolina, USA
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All that is wrong with humanity. #4yearoldconsumerism #atleastshescute #uncledrew – at Washington, USA
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What an oxymoron. The late, great Mitch Hedberg would disagree... – at Seattle, WA
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scorebooklive.com/games/1954… mlt with 7 3's in first half. Kirk 16, Davis 12. Barhoum 12 for mavs
Breakfast places with eclectic mugs 💯
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but then it leads to to best $8 foot massage in history. #allswellthatendswell
Just another Thursday in SE Asia. Paying to have fish eat my feet #FootMonsters
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Proper amount of confidence....
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What a good time to be in a suite at #WrigleyField #RainDelay
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