Andrew@Eighty20

Public Services announcement, if you don't spend the money on your Gautrain card in 3 years, @TheGautrain steal it and give it to the Gauteng Provincial Government.

And then he f’ing cancels …

I wonder when (if?) this will end: “with former federal justice minister Irwin Cotler posting on X, formerly known as Twitter. . . “. Did anyone ever stop calling him Prince?

The requirement to have data when you need to buy data, because you have run out of data is such a fundamental need, I can’t understand why no Cellphone company has figured it out yet. @CellC @Vodacom @MTNza

Elon, please don’t change Twitter’s colour as well. It took me ages to get this right.

Anyone else see the submarine off the Sea Point Promenade?

My 9 year old daughter’s artwork. Great song

Hey DJ @jacarandafm Shania Twain from Windsor Ontario, Canada

Debt spiral warning for consumers in South Africa businesstech.co.za/news/fina…

From Cape Town to Hermanus in 12 Minutes At top speed it only takes 12 minutes for a Bugatti Veyron to drain a full tank of petrol. However, theoretically you could drive the distance of Cape Town to Hermanus in those 12 minutes. @SAfactaday

Delta Dental announced the results of its annual poll surveying parents about how much cash they leave tucked under the pillow for a single lost tooth. The results? An all-time high of $6.23 (R114.54), up from $5.36 last year and a buck-thirty (R23.90) way back in 1998.

This is worse than when I got dragged to a Maroon 5 show and realized that the one song of theirs from the last ten years that I recognize is actually four completely different songs. -Dave Holmes

For a company that built itself on media, @iTunes is by far the worst computer experience for movies. How can they get this so wrong? Guess I’m watching @Netflix tonight

The more you use the Internet, the more your individuality warps into a brand, and your subjectivity transforms into an algorithmically plottable vector of activity.

It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth, don’t you think.

Investors fighting off a bear market xitter.cf/Billyhottakes/status/1…

The 100 Best Pizzerias in the World Favor Italy and New York – Robb Report. Only one in Africa and it isn’t in Cape Town. robbreport.com/food-drink/di…

My two favourite Marketplace ads.

I try to collect a bag of garbage every time I go up Lion’s Head. Equal parts rewarding and enraging. Pretty sure this has been on the mountain since Apartheid.

Stopwatch began when I stepped into the Cape Town Traffic Department and stopped in under 50 mins when I stepped out with my temporary license and renewal sorted. I don’t think it would have been quicker in Canada or the US. #COCT