Here’s a document someone hashed together of the bloody disaster we played the other week, scope out my moves if you dare 🤣 🕺 youtu.be/Ff3Lh1fVdrU

Well that’s it. Congratulations, Maggie and Chris! To book me for your wedding or event swing by the Swindon branch of @GreggsOfficial I’m usually in the back stuffing the steak bakes #nom

Well we got the groom back but now the wife’s done a runner. Much like my own... I give up

looks like its back on track, good thing too, my shift at the bakery starts in 30

my dear fans, we may have found Chris, will give you updates as and when we have more info

😬 well I tried

if anyone has seen our groom, please contact the wedding part immediately. he answers to "chris"

still at it #noringostar

Blue steal 🤣🤣😂 #uglymugs

'when i remember theres free cake at the wedding gig.' #silverlining #nomnomnom #lol 🤣

he may be a thoroughly unpleasant sleazeball bastard but you can always rely on him to get stuck in when the going gets tough.

on the phone with management already trying to get a new gig. I guess you get what you pay for these days. #noloyalty 😔

He thinks he's Ringo, he's no Ringo. No-one's no Ringo.

While the boys take a break I’m always singing. Keeps them calm and helps keep my musiqué fresh

Still looking for the geezer! What a shite show!

First rat at the cheeseboard