Andre Martin

Nowadays asking someone to check something on a desktop computer instead of a smartphone or tablet is almost seen as an insult.

"I really should write this down" - famous last words for any good #idea. #Fail

"I have a brilliant #idea!" - how every future "What was that life-changing #project i can't remember now about?" "failure before anything actually happened" was born. #Fail

Whatever happened to #Luxembourg #movie / #film #industry dreams?

If #mobile #phones are no longer allowed in #schools, then how will 3-second attention span #kids remember what to do and #gossip about? I doubt they write paper lists to be processed during recess.

It's cute when #truckers think they can push me over the speed limit in a construction zone. #traffic #driving #fail

Do you still remember when and what you heard as the first impressive #sound on a #multimedia #PC back in the 90s? For me it was the #DOOM #chainsaw: buff.ly/wxAxE4J

#Pumpkin #season. #Halloween #Autumn #Fall #Luxembourg

I seem to live in a #mirrorverse of #SilentHill: while the whole #Luxembourg is covered by #wildfire #smoke from neighboring countries, I was able to air the house and only ran into a smoke wall about a kilometer beyond the village border.

No matter light or deep #sleep, waking up is a struggle. - #Mosquito enters the room. - I'm up in an instant and chasing after it, fitter than during a well-prepared #workout.

A day at #Bostalsee to #relax and reset the mind.

Visited the top house? Congrats! #The7thGuest #remake was a great idea horribly executed. The original had badass #soundtrack (including full story) youtu.be/__nljZezcbg, scary visual ideas, great acting; the new one feels like a tablet game for boring restaurant visits.

What happens in GTA 5, when GTA 6 comes out? buff.ly/sI57zC3 #GTA5 #GTA6

"Yellow": A #LEGO #Horror #Movie buff.ly/i2mK1uM

"Steamed Hams" but it's a #German Expressionist #Film buff.ly/hfqjpIm #TheSimpsons

Thinking "that would be a great post!" (does the smallest of unimportant, automated tasks like changing seating posture) Shaking angry fist at oneself "what was that awesome post again?" #Fail

Thoughts about #FIFAworldcup now that it's over: drop multi-country venues unless there's borderless travelling and easy to handle distances, drop half-time show (it interrupts the players' flow), drop new ticket pricing system, prepare locals if culture differs to most visitors.

"#Sleep with open windows at cool nights during a #heatwave" they said. Living in the #countryside, I feel like a new #parent as I got barely any rest at all, with what sounded like a #cow being very loudly in labour all night long. I hope both are well. #Luxembourg

I wish I could point and shout "shame" in public at everyone who didn't wash their hands after using the #toilet. #hygiene

Happy #SixSeven day! You're welcome. (For those with a normal D/M/Y calendar)