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Host of @IMustScreamPod - Gil on @Knobswitch #Ceizleberry Any pronouns.

British Columbia, Canada
Joined November 2006
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ICYMI: I relaunched my podcast this week! The first new episode is just a casual chat, no movie review. It's short and sweet, just like me 😉 I'm super proud of it. Please give it a listen and share if you feel like it! @IMustScreamPod pod.link/1494662651
Sometimes late at night my dad would take a big bite out of the block and then put it back in the fridge with the teeth marks.
White people be eating cheese right before bed
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Good. It's working.
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Got a '70s style bush, call that shit the curly gates
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My favourite Mountain Goats lyric
i hope this email kills us both
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Anyone surprised to hear her say she is queer wasn't watching the entire Mariah May saga.
“I will be ready, I will be sweaty, I am here and I am queer, and I will always be TIMELESS!” -“Timeless” Toni Storm on the Atlantic City Boardwalk😭😭😭 #AEW #AEWCollision
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Also anyone saying she's not queer because she's with Juice needs to take a break from speaking to the general public.
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I would rather share a space with her than you, Chloe. You are an unremarkable and terribly sad person.
Just been in the LADIES loos at Waterloo, only to find a MAN in frock in there with me. Decided not to confront or film him in there where there is no CCTV in case he kicked off, but I was tempted… Can we all agree this is a biological man? That frock is fooling no one…
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Guys like this are the family members you have to apologise for when you bring someone new around. Guys like this are why mothers don't want their daughters going to sleepovers.
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Do you guys think it's off-putting that I sound like Salacious Crumb laughing when I climax?
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Do you guys think it's off-putting that I call cumming 'climaxing'?
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My mom is a wonderful woman but I will simply never forgive her for not taking pictures of the amazing Halloween costumes she used to make us. Specifically my Lizzie Borden, April O’Neil and Sailor Jupiter costumes.
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My brother once requested to be a “crazy mixed-up animal” and she pulled it off with ease. She was the queen of homemade costumes.
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It’s always MASC4MASC or FEMME4FEMME but never HUG4ME 🥺
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Don’t forget to put your vibrator on airplane mode before takeoff
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Saw someone say that Canadians are all so nice because all of our collective spite resides entirely within Bret Hart.
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It’s a good joke but it’s definitely not true just ask my ex ayyyyooo
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King of the Pirates
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My cat caught a huge grasshopper and when I tried to get him to drop it the grasshopper looked at me with the wisdom of a thousand lives and now I regret letting the cat eat it.
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Just kidding. The grasshopper got away, unassisted of course because he is an eldritch beast.
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This is so cool! Yay Steve!
I've always wanted to be on a panel at @PAXAus, and now I'm hosting one! I'm beyond excited for this one, I've had this idea kicking around in my head for years, and now it's becoming a reality and I can't wait! See you all there 😃👍
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White neighbours having a party and singing along to all the words in Hood Rats. ALL the words.
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If I call an ambulance and this guy shows up - just let me die
Real paramedic experience: Patient- please God bring back my baby! This can’t be happening to us. This can’t be real! (Patient crying and screaming post still birth) -Conversation occurred en route to hospital after initial patient care- Patient- I did everything right. Why did God do this to us? Paramedic/me- I’m very sorry. Have you had any other pregnancies? Any health history? Take medications daily? Patient (softly crying) just my vitamins. No. My first pregnancy. Paramedic/me- did you take any COVID vaccines? Patient- No. but my husband had to for his job. I didn’t take any. Paramedic/me- did he take them before or after you were pregnant? Patent- before. Why… does that matter? Paramedic/me- I have seen a lot of miscarriages since the release of the COVID shots. Patient- dropped her head and began crying more Being that the patient spoke of God I asked if she would like to pray. She agreed. I hope God has since granted them with a healthy child. She continued to cry off and on en route to facility of choice. _____________ Most of the miscarriages I’ve seen since 2021 have been from vaccinated mothers. Though I have witnessed some that are unvaccinated with a vaccinated spouse. Due to the immense amount of death surrounding these covid shots I am of the opinion that most abnormalities these days should be deemed mRNA related until PROVEN otherwise. This new technology is dangerous and those harmed are not being properly studied. On purpose. RIP to all the murdered children. Prayers of peace for the grieving parents. God bless
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
mRNA based COVID vaccines do not shed. healthfeedback.org/claimreview/no… apnews.com/article/fact-c… Vaccination decreases the risk of stillbirth. cidrap.umn.edu/covid-vaccines…
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Not going to see the Borderlands movie. Not a fan of Roth and the casting feels like it was done 10 years ago. I’m a sucker for that franchise but the movie is of no interest to me.
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