@AndoDanny

Former Blacktown Workers Cricket club great, Canberra Raiders fan, Full time wiki editor, Dodgy impersonator...

 Australia
Joined January 2012
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Bad? Pics are great- Waqar is Saddam Hussein. McGrath's 100. Steyn is Karl Stefanovic. Brett Lee is Rameez Raja. Pollock is Brett Lee. Shoaib is a balding white man...
Shahbaz Roy@criccrazymeOct 19
Ok pictures are so Bad with Ai but this is the way GOAT fast bowling pyramid look like
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Gee there's some unplayable seeds in here
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@cricketcomauOct 19
Just a cheeky 5-18 off 20-year-old Harry Hoekstra's first 10 overs this morning 🤯 #SheffieldShield
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Ooooooft @BulldogRitchie Oooooooooooh lemme hear your thoughts on this particular situation Dean, let's hear you tell me how Ricky Stuart, Brad Fittler, Laurie Daley, ET and co are UnAustralian and a shame to the nation
bronxnation@bronxnationbabyOct 18
Replying to @newscomauHQ
Certainly wasn’t disgraceful when they did it again
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Moths are kidding. Thick as pigshit. Been watching this 1 moth for 20 minutes trying to navigate its way outside, flying in to the window repeatedly. The door's wide open ya dickhead.
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Waltzing - Matt Hilder All Hands - Monde Zondeki Cider - Pat Cummins Whatsapacketa - Phil Sigsworth Adolf - Brad Fittler Granny - Runako Morton
Guy@AdelaideRamPageOct 15
>Whispering Death - Michael Holding >Weaponhead - Michael Porter >The Brick with Eyes - Glenn Lazarus >The Flying Doormat - Bruce Doull >The Thorpedo - Ian Thorpe >Chariots - Martin Offiah >Big Bird - Joel Garner >The Toast (of New York) - Matt Lodge >The Fridge - William Perry
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For those curious about 'Granny' (and I know there's many) Runako lied about the death of his grandmother on a tour to SL cos he wasn't getting picked so he thought fuck this i'm going home. It was later discovered 1 of his nans died 14 years ago and the other was still alive.
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Yeah that's the 1 Cummins will really cherish. The Super six award.
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See the problem with Hazlewood is...
Charlie@Shanks63331148Oct 11
The problem with Hazlewood is that too many of his balls don't threaten the stumps. You can leave him all day because he's constantly bowling around that 4th–5th stump line. Yeah, he'll build pressure and bowl maidens, but if there's no consistent threat of hitting #SAvAUS
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Cider just cost himself the quickest ever test 50. Coward. #SAvAUS
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I sympathise with Tilak. I was run out in similar fashion U13's at Davis Rd v Blacktown City. Spanked 1 over mid off thought oh that's fucken 4 and didn't move. Ball plugged a cm from the rope and I was run out attempting a quick single. Dad didn't speak to me for a week.
That's Cricket
@thatscricketjmOct 11
Tilak Varma Run Out 🤦‍♂️
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Just refreshing to see a cunt dig in for a 200+ ball century, would've been a while since an Aussie not named SPD Smith has done it
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Great knock Renners. Proper test match batting onya son #SAvAUS
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I refuse to believe the dashing Trevor Gripper made a 36 ball duck
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@SportMoments0Oct 9
Nic Maddinson just made the longest Test duck ever by an Australian opener. 0 off 33 balls. Longest Test ducks by an opener: 1. Murray (NZ) – 39 2. Gripper (ZIM) – 36 3. Maddinson (AUS) – 33 4. Dekker (ZIM) – 30 5. Luckhurst (ENG) – 29 The previous Australian record was Warner's 22. #Cricket #AUSvSA
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Ol 7/Eleven ay? 1st i'm learning this is his nickname. I'd been calling him 'cider' all this time
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1st 1 i'd not heard of. You win Neville.
Neville Smeda@ncsmedaOct 9
Replying to @AndoDanny
Steven Jack
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No pressure but if this kid hasn't scored 5 test centuries by xmas next year he's let the nation down
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@cricketcomauOct 9
How about that! South Australia debutant Noah McFadyen has just hit two HUGE sixes to bring up a #SheffieldShield century on first-class debut 🙌
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South Africa series starting this evening. Let's name some South African greats from yesteryear you may not have thought in a while. I'll start. Justin Ontong.
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Danny Ando retweeted
Steve Smith@steve__smith__Oct 8
this is the kind of match-fixing you simply can’t teach. generational corruption
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@amittallwalkarOct 8
When you are an excellent fielder but the script demands something else from you...
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By gee hasn't he 'opened up' with that quote
CODE Cricket@codecricketauOct 8
Pat Cummins has opened up about his chat with Usman Khawaja over the champion batsman's upcoming autobiography - and the potentially explosive secrets that might be revealed. LATEST ➡️ bit.ly/4hPP4lo
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What's the problem here?
Metro@MetroUKOct 7
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ trib.al/uRePYdr

Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’

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