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Cultural Curator. Musician. Radio Broadcaster. Master of Ceremonies (MC). Voiceover Artist. Xhosa.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2018
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#CapeTown you’ve outdone yourself! #SpringbokTrophyTour #SpringboksTour 😍🏆🇿🇦 – at Cape Town, South Africa
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SOUTH AFRICA, MEET YOUR NEW TOP BILLING PRESENTER! 🌟🎉 From audience favourite to WINNER… HOMBA MAZALENI HAS DONE IT! ❤️ Congratulations, Homba! Welcome to the good life! 🥂 Thanks to our finalists, supporters and Lucky Fish! #TopBilling #TopBillingPresenterSearch
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Family izofika njani eNigeria?😔
Niyigeneration engafuni kusiwe ityala kulo tata womntana xa nimithi. Niyasilahla isintu💔
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Ayy Kaizer Chiefs fans🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That was a BAD penalty take by Bruno, I swear! 🤦🏽‍♂️
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LOL. GB News issued a live apology to Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland, but later deleted the entire show from YouTube to suppress the embarrassment. Share the full clip widely, people. #HarryAndMeghan @I_amMukhtar Carole Malone was threatened with a lawsuit unless she apologised.😂
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Exceptional cheeseboy music, it must be emphasised. I didn’t even know what Balmain was when Anatii said “lost a lot of weight just to fit in Balmain” but I felt that line. I wanted to lose weight as well and I weighed 57kgs at the time.
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Sometimes I wish and hope that there are some unreleased music they made together before he passed that @ANATII would release in his upcoming or future albums…
Anatii and AKA made some good music together.
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Deeney: "Bayern have not been the same, what about the Bundesliga? They've been terrible." Bayern's four home results so far this season before playing Arsenal. Bundesliga: Stuttgart: 5-1 Union Berlin: 7-0 Leipzig: 6-1 UCL Bodo/Glimt: 5-0 Played 4, won 4, scored 23, conceded 2. Honestly, this is the analysis people who pay money for subscriptions get? There is no other team than Arsenal that could go away to Bayern, play really well, have a great game and come away with a deserved 2-2 draw and still get criticised. Just complete and utter waffle of the highest order.
"It was just a performance that left me confused... I thought it was a game Arsenal should win and that's a credit to Arsenal." @T_Deeney believes Arsenal could have given more to win the game 🗣️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bayern have been excellent at home this season in the Bundesliga. Here are their results before the game against Arsenal. Bayern at home in the Bundesliga: v Stuttgart 5-1 v Union Berlin 7-0 v RB Leipzig 6-1 UCL: v Bodø/Glimt 5-0 23 goals scored and 2 goals conceded. fcbayern.com/de/match-cente…
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Finding out Realizing
Kante what’s the difference between go realizer le go finder out?
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Trevor Noah is the greatest export we ever made, just listen to how he answered the “White Genocide” question on this interview, such a true patriot of the country. 🙌🏾🇿🇦.
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Wenzeni na uDumi?
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Tears of relief from uJola madoda. Fikile Mbalula emotional after the Constitutional Court ruling in favour of the ANC.
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The downfall of the arrogant Mmamoloko Kubayi will be worse than that of Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula. We are a very patient people.
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No it’s not.
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No, @AdriaanBasson. You and your newspaper are a far greater threat to this nation than the people you claim to hold to account. Perhaps we should be asking Koos Bekker and Ton Vosloo why they continue to bankroll a publication whose ethical standards are lower than a drunk sewer rat’s.
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Malema with another “own goals.” In South Africa right now, there are 3 people you don’t want to be seen publicly attacking if you care about public opinion: Madlanga, Jacinta and Mkhwanazi. So why pick on Mkhwanazi, of all people, with barely a month to go before the elections?
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I hate you 😂
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Unpopular opinion Vaal rap is now the best in the country !!!🇮🇹 Crowd singing farlight by justsam word for word!!!
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Yah we are screwed 💔
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It’s your fault. You incited and instigated this from the beginning with lies. Now you act is you have a solution while it was you who created the problem to begin with. We will not forget your treachery.
.@RonaldLamola either has no understanding of how to put the interests of South Africans first, or his outdated Cold War ideology is driving him to deliberately sabotage the relationship between South Africa and the United States. This is not about who is right or wrong. It is about the fact that it is reckless to insult a trading partner whose trade relationship benefits South Africa more than any other. @afriforum and the Solidarity Movement are working hard to help find solutions to the dispute with the US and have made proposals to both governments in this regard. If these efforts fail and South Africa is punished by the US, Lamola and the ANC leadership should take full responsibility for the negative consequences that their behaviour causes for South Africa and its citizens. Unfortunately, ANC leaders will continue to enrich themselves, while ordinary South Africans will bear the consequences of the ANC leadership’s irresponsible policies and behaviour.
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