Since I’m the comedic voice of my generation I’ve decided to start talking my shit please follow and look at my videos as I make them :) or do not I’m bald not a cop

They censored bros face like I wouldn’t be able to recognize his meat from 500 yards away

The aging Sultan entering the royal carriage with his two favored courtesans, each scheming to be the sole inheritor of his kingdom after poisoning his chalice

There’s already been one billion Takes on Digger and there’s no point in adding to the pile but it should be said seeing Skinny John Goodman for the first time on the big screen is like watching those videos of penguins that were in an oil spill it breaks your damn heart

Wait for streaming of a movie with Mr Movies in it okay buddy why don’t I take my lobsters and steak back home in a big weird tupperware while I’m at it how’s about I watch concerts through Snapchat stories do you even know how stupid you sound?

Haha awesome engagement with Brutalic on this one guys hahaha sure hope everyone who liked and commented also read the article haha nice

Dad and I saw Sky High at the local theatre. At the part where they go into the parent’s secret hero lair the screen cuts to black while audio kept playing. Genuinely thought it was just super meta until an employee came in and gave us all popcorn vouchers for the inconvenience.

It would seem to be the time to announce my recent business venture, SLOP! by Anders. If you live in SoCal and are tired of having to eat food made by Factor Meal Child Slaves, allow me to instead! There is no menu it’s just what I feel like that day I do not take requests.

Been one year and two days today since I last complained about Pey sleeping in and I’m happy to report he’s still doing this shit rn I want to get Korean coffee and write its 10am he’s fucking FUCKING ME