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Joined June 2015
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Ahhahahahha winner
Napakapit yung patay hahahahaha
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how can someone be this cute but also hot at the same time
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Lecheeee ahahhahah very accurate talaga 😭 bias ko yung pink na gaviscon🩷🤣 effective talaga yan after ko mag kape tapos inacid ako malala 😭💊
Bilang isang trentahin, medyo na-offend ako 🥲 pero I appreciate the concern HAHAHA
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Hahahhahahaha
bwiset tawang tawa ako sa comment 😭
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Gandaaaaa
wonder woman performing pinky up
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i miss when 5k was a lot of money
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This is soooo fake 😭😭😭
🚨Bad Bunny opens up about why he and Kendall Jenner broke up: 🗣️ “It’s not news that Kendall is richer than me. I’ve always known that, and honestly, I never had a problem with it. But close to the time we broke up, she started asking me for $500,000 every week. I told her the truth, I couldn’t afford to give her that kind of money every single week. I told her, ‘If you truly love me, you shouldn’t be asking me for $500,000 every week just to prove that I can provide for you.’ She disagreed. She left my place, and a short time later, she ended our relationship over text. I never expected money to become the reason we would lose each other.💔”
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11 years ago today, Ariana Grande released “Focus.”
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Hahahhahahah puro bagets ba
magiging day care center kaya moa that day 🤔🤔
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KATSEYE is coming back to the Philippines for 2 shows! KATSEYE: THE WILDWORLD TOUR 📅 January 29, 2027 📍 SM Mall of Asia Arena 📅 February 7, 2027 📍 SM Seaside Cebu Arena Tickets on sale on the following dates: EYEKONS Membership Registration: October 29, 11AM – November 1, 6:59PM ➡️weverse.io/katseye/notice/40… EYEKONS Membership Presale: November 10, 10AM – 10PM ➡️ Via ticketmaster.ph Mastercard Presale: November 11, 10AM – November 12, 10AM ➡️Use your Mastercard at priceless.com/music for early access. KATSEYE.WORLD Artist Presale: November 12, 12PM – 11:59PM ➡️ link.fans/katseye-toursign-u… General Onsale: November 13, 12PM ➡️ Via ticketmaster.ph. By @livenationph
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Sobrang taas ng bilihin, sana tumaas din ang sahod. Manifesting salary increase for everyone.
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Sabi ko di na ko gagastos next month eh. Pero ayos lang sana maka secured. @katseyeworld 🩷😭
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Dahil ayoko pumuntang cebu just to watch the concert. 🤣
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Tagal pa ba 13th month???
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Mahusay hahaha
Replying to @Tolly_Tweetz
Done. Kendall’s out.
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if u dont pee after masturbating i think u will get HIV
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Ckd foods pero ansarap naman kasiiiiii
Fight me pero ilalaban ko talaga na Filipino breakfast ang pinaka dabest sa whole wide world. 🤤😋
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concerts make you realise how beautiful it is to be alive.
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Inaacid ang badet, kape kasi ng kapeeee tigas ng ulooooo. 😭
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Leche yung kape, inacid na nga di pa maka eklip.
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