The Michael Jordan of Procrastination

Joined May 2022
Mein Kampfort food
アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 食べなさい🥺
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Phoebe Fridgers
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Here I am celebrating my birthday at the airport with Big Mac with no ketchup.
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In the next 7 days of my Japan trip probably going to be for the first time of my 32 year-old life to really be by myself. I have been living with my parents since I was born (well.. My parents live with me since I bought a house 5 years ago) I will try to have fun on this trip.
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#ClioArte sorry for last minute effort drawing of a cake and wish you a happy birthday
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HELLO FINCELS! 🐟👑 You're invited to draw on this template and make your very own Finsona I will be viewing them all on my stream on Monday at 9pm PST When submitting, please post with the tag #FINSONA so I can find them (: HAPPY DRAWING!!!!!!!
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50/50? nah I'd win. UID: 809805376 #StarRail2Gether #HSR2Year
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you know you're getting older when your school-related anxiety dream got replaced with work-related anxiety dream
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From what we heard about Elderbug so far. He is... -Workout -Like martial arts -Like watching monkey videos So Dizzy's dad is basically Asian Joe Rogan. Anyway HBD Dizzy. #Dizzillust
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Gobert asked "Are you Nikola Jokic because you're 3 times MVP or are you 3 times MVP because Nikola Jokic?" Jokic replied by expanded his domain Rakija and Horses and said "Brother, I have 47" So Gobert asked again "But would you lose?" Jokic answered "Nah, I'd win"
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