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Ndindi Nyoro is GREAT LEADER Who posses a Clear vision, is courageous, has integrity, Honesty, humility and clear focus. He is a strategic Planner and believes in teamwork. Mt Kenya is Lucky to have Him @NDINDIINYORO The son of Mau Mau.
Freedom is COMING @ahmednasirlaw
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Wamitego is sending Mr Empty to Western to, I don't know, funga Bungoma? He is turning Sufuna into a tribal project. Anyway, I have news for him: Didmus amefunga huko! 😂
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Gachagua: I want to emulate Raila Odinga by forming a strong political movement
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First they told us, these shiny things dont matter at all.
Now, they are reminding us, it's your money anyway. It's not a favour.
What Kenyans from the forgotten corners of the republic are asking is... When did it become our money?
In 2022 Sept ama?.
#UsawaNiSawa
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Gathering votes while scattering is dangerous, opposition need all votes including in Rift Valley.
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UDA is dead in Nairobi. President Ruto's party won't have a single seat in Kenya's capital.
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Congratulations to Phoebe Okowa on your election as a Judge of the International Court of Justice (ICJ), after securing the requisite majority votes at both the United Nations General Assembly and the Security Council.
Your election is a moment of great pride for Kenya and a powerful affirmation of the depth of legal expertise, integrity and excellence that our country continues to contribute to the international community.
As you take up this distinguished responsibility, we wish you great success in discharging your mandate with diligence and in advancing the ICJ’s mission of upholding international law and promoting the peaceful resolution of disputes among nations.
Kenya is proud of you.
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"Na mimi mtu asiniongeleshe kama mtoto yake."
"Siwezi tafuta kura nikuletee kwa bibi yako."
Someone gave the Angry Bird from Wamunyoro twenty-four hours to blow up, and he's exceeded expectations - even by his own standards - crossing the line of decency by dragging Dr Matiangi's wife and children in his tantrums.
Expect Onyonka, Kibagendi, Gisairo and Barongo to issue a strongly-worded statement shortly.
Kiburi Alliance unravelling right in front of our very own eyes.
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PRIMITIVE TRIBALIST Rigathi Gachagua has revealed that Charity Ngilu has counseled him to pursue 2002 NAK strategy.
In 2002 Kibaki, Wamalwa and Ngilu formed NAK, which was limping worse than the current chaotic opposition.
The then struggling opposition received a boost from LDP, led by Raila Odinga, who took charge of the campaign and transformed the limping NAK into NARC.
The Kikuyu in that election divided the vote between Mwai Kibaki and Uhuru Kenyatta.
Gachagua himself was supporting Uhuru Kenyatta and added no value to Kibaki’s victory.
He only embraced Kibaki’s victory because Kibaki was a fellow Kikuyu.
The LDP Party defeated Wamalwa decisively in Western, but Raila chose to let him keep the Vice Presidency.
In that NARC coalition, LDP had the highest number of elected MPs.
The treatment of the Luo, and by extension, the Kamba, after that election is something they don’t talk about.
Yet, it is the reason any invitation of the Luo to that alliance remains empty and continually rejected.
Even if Gachagua, Sifuna/Bukusu and Kalonzo/Ngilu join hands, they will only have formed NAK. That thing which was limping in 2002 and headed nowhere.
They lack one ingredient they’ve been trying to bag for months — THE LUO ALLIANCE — now known as ‘ODM’, to help them turn NAK into NARC.
Without the Luo Alliance the OATH-TAKERS are headed nowhere.
And the Luo are demanding that the oathtakers come clean on the limitations placed on them by the 1969 anti-Luo OATH.
Until they DE-OATH, there will be no alliance with the oathtakers.
We are patient.
We are willing to bid time.
We know who is in a hurry.
WE HOLD THE TRUMP CARD.
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BREAKING NEWS: A co-principal has just EXITED the United Opposition's WhatsApp group.
The political cracks are becoming harder to conceal.
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Those SALIVATING at Kindiki's seat are DELUDED. Kikuyus are SNEAKY people. They fight using the TAO of PARADOX. They are LYING to Riggy G to shield Kindiki. And because they communicate using BLUE TOOTH, they will reveal their TRUTH on the 11th Hour. It will be too late for Riggy
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It is now safe to say with finality that there is no UNITED OPPOSITION. What next wadau?
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Gachagua: "There are no votes on social media. You got to meet voters on the ground."
Huyu jamaa ameshuka na kila mtu leo.
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CHIEF TRIBALIST Rigathi Gachagua is lecturing his fellow BANDITS and OLIGARCHS to “get out of your homes and go look for votes. Stop sitting next to your wives…stop being on TV”.
But he delivers the lecture on TV from his home in Wamunyoro sitting next to his wife, Dorcas.
Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow
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So cetrizine is taking women from shimo la tewa direct to tighter taveta. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa kabisa.🥲
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Mbona millennials walikuwa wanaeka simu mpya wakibuy icharge 3 hrs ndo waanze kutumia 😂😂?
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5 ‘Opposition Principles’ who contribute Zero to Wantam Movement:
-Martha Karua
-JB Muturi
-Lenny Kivuti
-Peter Munya
-Ndindi Nyoro






















