Rou, bidding us farewell

Figured it was my own fault for browsing Amazon… Checked out John Lewis and just been asked if I wanna spend £370 on a pair in ‘burgandy’ Let AI take the jobs at this point 🤦🏻‍♀️

You want me to spend £250 on a pair of earbuds but your product photos show their “lisning” time 🙃

Guest who has already expressed that they’re a dumb dumb that doesn’t listen: “can you draw me a diagram of where the toilet flush is?” Lady, you’re in a London hotel, the bathrooms are small… look around the toilet and ye shall see. How far away do you think it’ll be??

As an avid lover of 10 Things I Hate About You and Save The Last Dance, I am more than partial to Julia Stiles playing an awkward and uncomfortable character… but her season on Dexter?! Insufferable. The kill-ready outfit reveal?? Worse than her appropriating hiphop.

wtfdym @mariIyn_monhoe is white???

Nothing makes me happier than knowing @hardcorefilth is fiiinally getting the a7x tour she deserves! My sweet sweet angel 🥰

I fully support destigmatising mental health, but I miss just being “a bit weird” or “intense”, rather than having twenty seven disorders and needing to play acronym bingo with the DSM-V. I was fine just feeling ~not quite right~

“Maquillage 17 Octobre, pas de bla-bla” I know the French are insufferable but this is hilarious.

I can’t stop watching this 🥲

My original thoughts? One like. It’s a bot. I am unfunny. Big fat shit in the kfc, I swear it’s pigeon they’re feeding me? Exquisite. Masterpiece. Work of art. RT of the decade. We are to blame for the state of the internet.

I’m exactly the right level of mentally ill to be into this

My desk chair tried to kill me and I think I have whiplash…

me and who??

The duality of France… people looting Hermés and Céline while others have looted the local supermarket and are giving out free sanitary towels 🥲

I know I literally saw them in August BUT I’d like AFI back in the UK immediately, thanks xo

when the tattoo artist doesn’t post yours

Only found out what padel was like 12hrs ago and now it’s infiltrating the ends… I don’t envisage anything going wrong at all 🥲

straight facts