I used to want to marry a wildly ambitious, successful man. Then I dated a few startup founders and realized it would actually be WAY less work to just become the successful man myself. So now I have my own LLC, consult on GTM, recruit talent, run influencer campaigns, mentor women changing careers, and I’m the CMO of the fastest-growing startup accelerator in America. I literally built an entire career because I realized I could either fix a man’s attachment issues or fix a company’s revenue. Only one of those pay. Anyway, I’m only dating Series B and above now. Send me your pitch deck, cap table, and references from previous investors. I’m no longer investing at the pre-seed stage of a man’s potential.

If you check my track record, I’ve never really taken an L Not because things always worked out the way I planned, but because every time something didn’t go my way, I figured out how to make something better happen. I’ve lost opportunities, walked away from things I worked hard for, and had to start over more than once… And somehow, every single time, I ended up further ahead. You really have no idea how much your life can change when you refuse to give up on yourself.

I’d marry this man I think

*guy intimately in my ear at this bar in brickell* “I’m gonna get so nasty with ai this year”

I have seen every single movie released in 2026 in theaters and “You Can See Everything” deserves to be the first ever documentary in history to win best picture. If it does not, I will uproar the rest of my life about it.

Please go see “You Can See Everything.” Genuinely one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen. And as a massive film nerd, I don’t say this lightly: it’s easily cracked my top 20 favorite films of all time. Bravo, @nathanfielder. Absolutely extraordinary work. A generational talent.

I almost don’t want to share the woman who does my BaZi readings because I enjoy gatekeeping things that make me feel like I have an unfair advantage. But some of you desperately need to understand yourselves better.

“We need more users” is often code for “we haven’t figured out what makes the first users stay.”

The founder who can admit “this isn’t working” before the numbers force them to is usually the one I trust most.

never supporting me but showing up in my dms asking for access to my resources is a special kind of crazy

I love when a founder says “we don’t care about marketing, the product speaks for itself.” Let me know when the product learns how to use a microphone *pours another glass of wine* Don’t be delusional. The only moat in the world of ai is users and distribution.

“You’re intimidating” is usually a man’s way of saying “I hoped you’d be easier to impress.”

Going to QT this because I don’t know how anyone read it and thought I was being serious. I don’t spend $11,800 on Claude. I lied. I spend $12,350. I rounded down because I was embarrassed.

Some of you want opportunities handed to you, but you’re not willing to show people what you can do. When I wanted to get into marketing consulting, I knew I had the skills. I just didn’t have the experience yet. So in spring 2022, I showed up at NYC @hackerhouses, set up in the basement, and offered free 30-minute office hours to anyone who wanted them. Over the course of a week, I did hundreds of consultations for free. Five people became paying clients. One stayed with me for three and a half years. Sometimes the most profitable way to reach your goals is to show up before anyone’s paying you.

I find most founders don’t want feedback… They want a respected person to tell them their idea is genius so they can get back to ignoring customers. Drop the ego. Face the ugliest parts of your company’s operations and data head on or you’ll fail.