Traveller. Exercise addict. Food experimentalist. Personal Trainer.

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined March 2011
Such controversy over the @GreggsOfficial #vegansausagerolls - what I want to know is why @PapaJohnsUK aren’t getting this kind of heat for their #marmitecheeserolls 😢🀒
Ohhhh IBS, you are an annoyance I don’t need right now. Just let me eat in peace 😩#doone #IBS #ijustwanticecream
1st May and I just had to de-ice the car. What the hell.
When you’re sat perfectly still but feel like your legs are floating....that was a heavy leg day πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #sendhelp #traininglife
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It’s less than 40 weeks until Christmas....can I start drinking out of my Christmas cup again now? πŸ™„
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Since when did people think it was acceptable to sit on a metro talking lloydly and drop an f-bomb every 10 seconds 🧐 #rude
The frustration of training to be a PT and not having done biology since secondary school πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #thestruggleisreal #help #whatmuscleisthat?
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I’m starting to think that London has some of the worst customer service in the world #weekendtrip
Trying to revise but feeling far too knackered and on edge to concentrate, panicking in case i see another mouse in the house πŸ­πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜© #mousemania #happynewyear #sendcaffeine #examrevision
So my husbands @Virgin_TrainsEC is an hour and a half late, and @My_Metro disruptions mean I’ve driven to the station to collect him and sat waiting 30 minutes now that his trains stopped on the tracks. Fantastic example of the British transport system πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» #useless #refund
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ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAASSSS! Hope Santa has been good to you and you have a fantastic turkey day πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ…πŸ»β„οΈπŸŽ been sat for an hour waitin for the Mr to wake up πŸ™ˆ #current mood #tooexcited #MerryChristmasEveryone
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ONE MORE SLEEP!!!! β„οΈπŸŽ…πŸ»πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ #santascoming #excited
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Ohh @johnlewisretail - it's getting better but still no #bearandhare or #snowman πŸŽ…πŸ»β›„οΈπŸŽ„πŸŽβ€οΈ #MozTheMonster
If only you could make a career Christmas decorating and shopping #mostwonderfultimeoftheyear
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Oh hello November. It's Christmas next month πŸ˜πŸŽ…πŸ»πŸŽπŸŽ„#HolidaysAreComing #santasonhisway
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Back to reality after wedding/honeymoon life 😫 good job it's almost Christmas! #56sleeps #santascoming πŸŽ…πŸ»
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Dear Amy of yesterday, yes it was your hen party, yes copious amounts of alcohol were drunk, but Amy of today hates you a little bit πŸ™ˆ#pain
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Actually sending friends messages asking how much material I will need for 13 table runners on 6ft tables #sendhelp #weddingbrain #tired