@Americuntz

Just a dirty sponge soakin’ up the misery of the world, wringing it out on Twitter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 PARODY Views expressed are not mine..They’re yours

Joined October 2023
Trump’s Golden Age? Here’s Don Jr doing a puja at the feet of Lord Ganesh while in India. Explains the endless “cultural enrichment” flowing into America.
Barefoot goblin who goes by samxshettyx on IG is crab-dancing in front of a hideous Ganesh idol that they plan to drown in Fairview Texas. **PUBLIC VIDEO** NO CLAIM OF OWNERSHIP, THAT MEANS I OWN IT NOW. COPYRIGHTED BY @TexasSpectator
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Replying to @SecWar
FCK you Hegseth. FCK ISRAEL. Do not deploy. Refuse to fight for Israel. Honor your oath to our Constitution. @USArmy @USNavy @usairforce @USMC @CENTCOM @MSNOWNews @CNN @FoxNews @Whitehouse @HouseGOP @HouseDemocrats
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Americunt retweeted
BREAKING: President Trump inexplicably appears to harass Sarah Huckabee Sanders for wearing a very clingy top.
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Hegseth: “Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Get on a boat. This is their fight, not ours.” Dude, you unilaterally started a war with Iran and now the you can’t win it do you seriously think you can just pass it off to other countries?
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Trump has pardoned Trevor Milton, a man convicted of stealing $695 million from investors. This pardon came after Milton donated nearly $1 million to Trump's PAC. If you are a criminal and have a bag of cash for the orange pig… you’re as good as free.
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Americunt retweeted
Hey @Grok, YES or NO Did the Israeli government just pay TRUMP’S FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER MILLIONS for an operation explicitly designed to INFLUENCE what AI tells millions of people about Israel?
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Americunt retweeted
Lmao this is spot on You will own nothing Lose everything Be happy Or else Iran will have a nuke
Groceries and Gas Getting High
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its perfect
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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After illegally bulldozing half of the White House, Trump bans media that won’t lie for him from the other half. Every self-respecting media entity in America should boycott what’s left of the White House if he keeps violating press freedom.
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Replying to @CENTCOM
The fact that you need CENTCOM to make a statement about oil is crazy Trying to reinsurance the people or the 1% billionaires?
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Replying to @CENTCOM
we have so much oil we don’t know what to do with it! they say sir please stop sending oil it’s too much oil we can’t take it!!
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REPUBLICANS ARE THE COMMUNISTS! How many Corporations does THE diapered felon now own stake in!?!?! Communism! @GOPMajorityWhip is an OBVIOUS LIAR & SOULLESS TRAITOR. END ALL REPUBLICANS.
Tom Emmer: "Somebody just sent me a meme that said, '$4 gas, $6 diesel -- not acceptable, but it's not gonna get me to vote for a communist'"
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John Podhoretz suggests the US is not responding to Houthi attacks on the Saudis as a way to "teach MBS a lesson" and pressure him to join the Abraham Accords. "Oh, the Houthis are blowing up your pipelines? Maybe sign those Abraham Accords!" he says. "I think that's the way Israel sees it, for sure," Matthew Continetti (Bill Kristol's son-in-law) adds.
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This is exactly what I concluded in interviews earlier this week, and now you have it coming straight from the mouth of the Israel Lobby…
John Podhoretz suggests the US is not responding to Houthi attacks on the Saudis as a way to "teach MBS a lesson" and pressure him to join the Abraham Accords. "Oh, the Houthis are blowing up your pipelines? Maybe sign those Abraham Accords!" he says. "I think that's the way Israel sees it, for sure," Matthew Continetti (Bill Kristol's son-in-law) adds.
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Replying to @HouseGOP
You can’t even define communism you stupid fuck
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Iran just came out and said the Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until both Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu are removed from power. Not gonna lie, this sounds like a great deal to me open.substack.com/pub/dashdo…
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Replying to @KenPaxtonTX
Ken Paxton is a conman who believes sex change surgeries for kids should be a felony, but continuous sexual abuse of a child should be a misdemeanor for his favorite pedophile, Adam Dean Hoffman
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📍🇺🇸🇮🇷NEW: Trump calls record gas bills "a very inexpensive price to pay" for the Iran war.
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