Father to an amazing young Man. Married/Event Host/StandUp/Wine Connoisseur/GSW/49ers/Humorous hashtagger. Live 2 love and love 2 laugh. Bkg: [email protected]

San Jose, CA
Joined May 2015
#WhenABansheeStrikes She's bringin' banshee back... Yeah!!
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#WhenABansheeStrikes That shriek is heard for miles.
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#WhenABansheeStrikes It's definitely gonna leave a mark.
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#WhenABansheeStrikes She needs much more batting practice.
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#ItsNotTheClothesYouWearBut That jalopy you're covering up needs quite a bit of work.
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#ItsNotTheClothesYouWearBut It depends on the type of people you associate with.
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#ItsNotTheClothesYouWearBut The way you carry yourself wearing what you got on.
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#IfICouldBeATeacher I would bring back the dunce cap.
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#IfICouldBeATeacher I still can, there's still time.
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#IfICouldBeATeacher I would create a fundraiser for all the apple foods and drinks that I would make from all the apples I would recoeve from my students, then put it all back into the school.
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#ISawALakeMonsterAnd It said to me, "Hey bro, how do I get to the beach?"
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#NotToBragBut I have an amazing Son and I have done everything I possibly could to be a great Father to him.
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