@AmeliaDMueller

Writer | Marketer | Reader | Hot Cheeto Eater | Work featured in On Spec, Flame Tree Press, Metaphorosis, et al. 🌒🌕🌘#amquerying

 Dallas, TX
Joined September 2014
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Midnight Rain and Mastermind have GUTTED me
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Moniza Hossain@moniza_hossain8 Feb 2023
I love spoilering the ending of Peter Pan for people, because no one ever remembers the fact that the book actually ends with generation after generation of Wendy’s female descendants going to Neverland to clean for Peter Pan because he’s a boy who can’t look after himself
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Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
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Emily Favreau@emilyfavreau21 Oct 2022
I’m starting a book club but instead of books we just analyze Taylor Swift lyrics
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Why did I decide I wanted to be a writer again? Couldn’t I have picked something easier?
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sam sims@ssam_simss9 Oct 2022
Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms
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Emily Forney@EmilyKaitlinnn6 Oct 2022
A list of authors whose debut wasn't their breakout and what book was: Holly Black-Book 19 VE Schwab-Book 7 Kendare Blake-Book 6 Susan Dennard-Book 5 Laura Pohl-Book 3 Allison Saft-Book 2 Claire Legrand-Book 4 Margaret Owen-Book 3 Elizabeth Lim-Book 3 Samantha Shannon-Book 4
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trash jones@jzux3 Oct 2022
happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s
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i’ve NEVER seen eugene this mad and i’ve been watching the try guys for YEARS it actually SCARES ME
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The Try Guys / 2nd try@tryguys4 Oct 2022
what happened. youtu.be/t6fIp7mMJ90

what happened.

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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It’s gonna be a rough couple of weeks
ADHD Jesse
@adhdjesse3 Oct 2022
The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.
My cat threw up on my manuscript this morning. Everyone’s a critic 🙄
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My short story was rejected because the “humorous elements went on for too long” It wasn’t a funny story. It was about sexual harassment in the workplace. Allegorical, sure, but it wasn’t disguised? If that doesn’t prove submitting is all subjective idk what does 🤷‍♀️
You’re gonna be someone’s favorite author one day ✨ – at Austin, TX
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Joshin and Jokien
@joshcarlosjosh19 Sep 2022
hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy rivendell fall. we're recovering from our travels, enjoying the beauty of elrond's house, writing our books, and feasting with elves. we're getting the boys together for a council to decide what do to with the one ring to rule them all
frodo looking out at rivendell

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frodo and sam in front of some fall foliage

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bilbo sitting in rivendell

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the council of elrond

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Megan Davidhizar@MeganDavidhizar18 Sep 2022
My daughter forgot the name for apostrophe so she called it a flying comma.
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Tahra Hoops
@TahraHoops14 Sep 2022
capitalism breeds innovation? okay why haven’t i seen a fast food pasta place yet huh – at Washington, DC
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