“Not anymore she just left…gott she’s so beautiful though.”

“Sorry, what was that? Ororo walked past, and I got distracted.”

“Perhaps I’ll just teleport your torso off that way you can’t traumatize anyone from the waist up.”

“I will teleport your arm off if you traumatize the kids, Mein Freund.”

Sable errr Kurt. Raises his (her?) hand up and clicks the device once more. Reverting back to the fuzzy elf. “I knew this image inducer would come in handy someday. Gott, there’s the beautiful woman I love so dearly~”

“Hmmm…Nein, I don’t think I will. You…err the Sable does not change for anyone.”

“Hmmm…I suppose it is.” Kurt pulls out a strange device from his pocket and clicks it. In a flash of light the fuzzy blue elf is gone and standing in his place is…Sable?! “Not so funny when someone does it to you is it, my darling?”

“Why are you dressed like Neena?”

“This can only end well I’m sure.”

“I have a proposal for you.”

// borrowed 👉👈

His eyes lock onto hers, looking up at her in awe. “Du bist das schönste Geschöpf, das Gott je erschaffen hat.” He said as he pushed himself up. Accepting her hand to help he quickly, uses his momentum to wrap her in an embrace, kissing her neck. Repeatedly. “You drive me crazy”

“I accept kisses as a form of payment actually.”

“Sometimes when your girlfriend spends all day working hard as a mercenary. It’s your moral obligation to give her a good massage.”

“That look is enough to bring the strongest of men to their knees….so no surprise it’s sent this weak man to the ground.” He says as he flops over

“I trust my close friend Rachel most of all, she’s always someone I can rely on. But Jean is a solid second”

( BAMF! ) “I got it.”

“Kitty was happy to hear someone found a gray hair? I believe the young mutants have a saying about forks and kitchens that applies to this.”

That’s illegal