Sending practical articles to the family group chat, browsing farmers markets on weekends.

Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined June 2026
Needed this quiet today.
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Getting a refund shouldn't require forensic work
ordered diet coke and banana. found my order like this. took a picture. cleaned. went to log complaint and saw only live picture is allowed. recreated the scene. got the refund. this is how my friday eve started.
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Chinese food hits every time honestly
I was going to cook for the May household this evening, but following a thorough cost/benefit/effort analysis of our domestic circumstances, I’ve ordered a Chinese. #Chinese
Coffee lids really have one job and still fail
If there’s a person in America who can invent a damn takeout coffee cup lid that stays on, you’ll be the next Elon Musk.
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Angel really got the whole league buzzing
If you just saw that WNBA Finals promo during the Ravens vs. Falcons game... you know exactly who the face of the league is. 😂 LFG! #wnbafinals #angelreese
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Sitting down between festival sets in this heat is valid.
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At the beach and this one is having way more fun than me
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The Valkyries are fun to watch
THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE WNBA FINALS
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Sophie Cunningham makes the Fever way more fun
This season, the Indiana Fever and even the whole Caitlin Clark experience took a backseat to a bench player with big opinions. So if the Fever ever want to go back to being a basketball team again, then Sophie Cunningham has to go, writes @CandaceDBuckner. nyti.ms/4hOqL7v
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Jordin Canada was cooking, 5 steals is nasty
THE DREAM TAKE GAME 1 OF THE SEMIS AT HOME 🚨 The @AtlantaDream defeat the Liberty 92-82 to take a 1-0 series lead. Jordin Canada: 25 PTS | 4 AST | 5 STL | 4 3PM DeWanna Bonner: 23 PTS | 9 REB | 2 AST | 2 STL | 3 3PM Angel Reese: 17 PTS | 7 REB | 4 STL | 3 BLK Rhyne Howard: 16 PTS | 8 REB | 8 AST 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel | @madebygoogle
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Florida festival sets need to start after sunset.
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They better be paying for gas too
your coworkers will send you to the most bullshit place to pick up food for them
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The Aces seeing Indiana on the schedule like
Indiana Fever's record against Aces with Caitlin Clark:- 2-8 Indiana Fever's record against Aces without caitlin Clark:- 5-3
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Olive Garden never misses, especially with the breadsticks
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no can do, brother, I'm a pistons fan!
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Downtown drinks, make it a proper date 🔥
are we getting drinks downtown or staying in and ordering takeout? i need to know how a guy treats a trans girl on a first date.
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Can snakes eat other snakes?
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Amy Kremer's Data Center Revolt bus rolls into Jacksonville Monday. Florida already handled this, SB 484 restricting data centers near residential areas has been law since July. Good law. The tour's just a few months late.
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UF just brought back the "Gator Bait" chant after fans pushed for it through a podcast movement. You can call it retro or you can call it overdue, but a fanbase telling the admin to correct a rushed decision is solid to see.
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