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Jose Alvarenga

@Alva24J

I provoke and insult. Oh well

 Burbank
Joined February 2012
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DJ SNAKE
@djsnake5 Sep 2014
Replying to @MomsVsMolly
@MomsVsMolly Go deep throat a cactus 🌵
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Web Smith
@web5 Sep 2014
Just got word that Carlton will be on #DWTS. The most underrated dancer in history and my life's inspiration. xitter.cf/web/status/50789553318…
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#wcw to the gal that has me at awe @ltfisher12 Not only does she perform like beast, but hands down a beauty. Great lift at juniors! #USA
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Be careful if you're in Koreatown. I'm sure there will be another riot from being pissed on the ass-rape they're getting from Algeria.
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Honey Boo Boo should play Crain on the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Wondering how many Mexicans will call in sick, but actually be already drunk tomorrow morning. #FifaWorldCup #FIFA2014
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How to spend your day when you're off for a few hours? Calling the IRS and Social Security Administration along with waiting. #fuck
Just had a playboy playmate take my cpr class. I'm in heaven.
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Feels awkward when a couple are taking more than 3 to 5 selfies and making faces in a public area #getaroom #selfie #justhavesexalready
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Just overheard a mom(about late 40's) explain to her son her previous promiscuous lifestyle #whyyouwereborn
FYI, working out while listening to #Selfie really takes your workout to the next level
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#TimeToSwim
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TheConman@akaTheConman7 Apr 2014
Zack the Giant Slayer
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BREAKING: 5.4 #earthquake just rocked the greater Los Angeles area. Epicenter near La Habra. @myfoxla
Image from Gigi Graciette (@GigiGraciette)
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BREAKING: Nick Foles showing Mark Sanchez around the Eagles facility. xitter.cf/BMBeamenderfer/status/…"@StefanNiemczyk
Replying to @Alva24J
@Alva24J this is perfect bro-tank weather bro.
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@Alva24J 11 reps w/ 275. Team stilts come back starts today!
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@Alva24J @tonysdartsaway how would anyone know that you were an actor if you didn't rehearse in public though?
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Of course someone is remembering "their lines" at @tonysdartsaway
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