In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
I’m a absolute biff and even I know that making a joke about rape is disgusting, absolutely hate these comedy roasts about as funny as Adam Rowe funnily enough
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My Grandmother was a sectary for him in the 30s and was funnily enough supposed to be a communist
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Maybe going ye da here but I think comedy roasts are shite and cringy
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Channel 4’s Britains Gaza’s Secrets Exposed shows why Andy Burnham turned down Jeremy Corbyn’s call for a public enquiry into the Gaza genocide. An enquiry would expose the UK government were advised that Israel were committing war crimes, but chose to keep arming them anyway.
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i’m never deleting this app
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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More terrible rules
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Plus side the sooner we get taken over the sooner Moyes gets jibbed
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Yeah he turned out to be right
However insane you think this is, you won’t be ready to actually open it
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Estamos jodidos mi gente.
‼️BREAKING: Someone is leaking confidential videos and photos of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu through Telegram. A channel claims hackers accessed the phones of Israeli Ambassador Yossi Shelley and Sara Netanyahu. It has posted videos from Netanyahu's military helicopter and photos from inside the Wing of Zion jet. It is asking $1,011 in Bitcoin for its first batch.
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Can safely say this is absolute bollocks, the ai grifters in here are absolute dangers
BREAKING NEWS 🚨: ChatGPT can now fix anything in your house like a $120 per hour handyman. Take one photo of what's broken and use these 7 prompts:
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“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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We now cross over to BBC Look North.
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Jay Boothroyd has a better understanding of the rules of offside than Dermot, who is supposed to be the expert. #Everton
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‘Subjective offside’ - I have no idea what’s right or wrong these days
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