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@WstonesHelp hey can I send you a DM please?

@Monorail_Music hey, if I preorder two copies of the new QOTSA record today can I collect them tomorrow on release day?

Thanks @boniver for spending 942 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Hey, Ma. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4LEi…

@LidlGB you’re looking at the live maggots that we found whilst eating a nectarine. Bought on Sunday, crawling on Monday. Yuck.

@virginmedia no one answering the phone, this is my third time trying to cancel. Rubbish customer service as per…

@YodelOnline worst service ever. Was expecting Office shoes and Hello Fresh - somehow they’ve stuck the Office label on the food and won’t listen to me 🫠

Wild the richest team is playing the poorest team but it’s the other way round from how you’d expect #CHENEW

@PinterFreshBeer is there a problem with the app login?

Probably the most important twins @Cristiano has produced this week…

@bbc5live interviews six people from Glasgow about COP and you only had three Scottish accents? Where did you find these folk for comment?

@StarbucksUK hey, saw some fruit flies landing on your food at Glasgow Fort branch. Pointed it out to staff who opened the cabinet, wafted them out, cleaned the shelves down and kept selling the food to customers. Kinda gross tbh.

@Starbucks hey, saw some fruit flies landing on your food at Glasgow Fort branch. Pointed it out to staff who opened the cabinet, wafted them out, cleaned the shelves down and kept selling the food to customers. Kinda gross tbh.

Henman Hill, Murray Mound - Raducanu Rise #ComeOnTim

. @Chillysbottles bought the Series 2 coffee cup and water bottle, cup arrived damaged. Cust service happy to return but won't return the bottle because I attached the loop. It doesn't mention this on the packaging. What will I do?

@eavoss do you think the Wakandan guard was dressed in black at the end of Falcon/Winter Soldier ep 3 bc she’s in mourning? Coogler suggesting they’ve written T’Challa out of BP2 so perhaps that’s already happened in this timeline?

@bbc5live what was the name of the poet just on there?

@guardian_sport Wagamama drama - ramen parts from Cocu

“@MattHancock is a rubbish Secretary of State for health” “Yes but he’s an expert at parkour” @carolecadwalla

.@scottishgas this van reversed on the pavement this morning (not sure if illegal) while I was walking my dog and gave the dog a bump. Driver drove off and didn’t even see we were there. All fine now but this isn’t careful enough.